Dammit, every time I sniff, it costs me 30cr!

.... you need a command word to ready VA, I use 'computer' as in I'll say 'computer chaff' or 'computer boost' or 'computer jump' .... get what I mean? :)
 
You can move your more expensive commands into a suffix. There's less chance of accidental firing that way.
 
You could create a whole set of commands based on grunts, groans, and bodily noises. You could then name your ship Uggs Moving Space Cave.

I'm kinda imaging my Cobra lurching though space, sneezing, sniffing, and farting chaff out the back, with a little 'chuff' sound :D
 
Ok, so I have a cold, and also just bought VoiceAttack (£5.50) and it's great.

But having set up a profile to launch chaff when I say 'chaff', I've noticed that every time I sniff, it launches chaff!!! :)

That's some great voice recognition, right there! :D

Don't sneeze!

Self-destruct activated!
 
I had exactly the same problem. Its how I was able to answer another post about chaff agro in stations.
 
Well, admittedly, cocaine is a rare commodity in the universe of ED; it's only grown on Earth...

Oh, wait, by "sniff" you mean something else?


(I love voice control; it means I can request a conference call and then yell "FORMAT C:/Y")
 
Well, admittedly, cocaine is a rare commodity in the universe of ED; it's only grown on Earth...

Oh, wait, by "sniff" you mean something else?


(I love voice control; it means I can request a conference call and then yell "FORMAT C:/Y")

Kinda like the guy who's gamertag was "xbox off", then trolling people in call of duty so they yelled at him through their mike.
 

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Ok, so I have a cold, and also just bought VoiceAttack (£5.50) and it's great.

But having set up a profile to launch chaff when I say 'chaff', I've noticed that every time I sniff, it launches chaff!!! :)

That's some great voice recognition, right there! :D

There's a price to pay for laziness...Voice attack is a gimmick; we can fire via our flight sticks faster than "voice attack".

If I sneeze, it has no impact on my flight operations.
 
Funny, that. I had a problem like that - i had jumping on "jump" and sometimes it was triggered even by gf talking about something entirely different... in different language.
 
There's a price to pay for laziness...Voice attack is a gimmick; we can fire via our flight sticks faster than "voice attack".

If I sneeze, it has no impact on my flight operations.

Is this serious?

Look up 'sense of humour' on Google ;)

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When you get to my age, son, something gets jettisoned with every fart anyway.

That's brilliant...and so true too :D
 
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