Here is the GoonNetNews on the scene with the latest Breaking News that not even the GalNet News can report about!
In today's story, controversy in the War Front of the Federation and Banki system. As it turns out, the Federation has been fooling pilots to fight their battles in deep space. How deep you ask fellow viewers? The Federation forcefully moved the Navigational Beacon of the Banki System an astounding, Five Hundred Fifty-Three thousand, Two hundred and ninety-eight light seconds away from the supposed conflict zones in an effort to not only make it impossible for citizens to return home, but to lure War-thrilling Commanders to the deepest and darkest aspect of the system. The plot was an effort to rid the more experienced Commanders from their real conflict in the system BD+03 2338, where the true and dark intentions of the Federation laid hidden.
Thousands of pilots made the voyage to the Banki System only to find a station, owned by rebels and the stations stripped of most of the modules and its citizens left in famine.
"It was like something out of a nightmare, these people have been fighting a War they never deserved. [Banki Gold Gang] discovered the murderous intentions of the federation and changed their ways to better their War-torn system. The Federation didn't even care about which side anyone participated for. THEY SEND THEIR OWN MEN TO BE SLAUGHTERED BY THE PEOPLE THEY RECRUITED TO HELP FIGHT ON THE FRONTLINE." Commander James 'The Golden' Griffin, had to say on this matter. "[...]We don't know how they managed to move such an enormous station, but they have something to do with why the station is so far away from the sun! I can't tell you much about what I found, but it looks like they managed to move the whole damn planet! Hang on interviewer...THEY DID WHAT?! WHERE IS THEIR CAPITAL SHIP MOVING IN THAT SYSTEM? Oh s-". We lost transmission shortly after that.
We were privileged to have a word with another of the infamous 'Golden War Heroes', Commander DarthBlingBling, a Renowned Fighter in the Revolutionary Jotunheim Resistance, who made his way to the conflict zones of Banki's system. "When the Banki guys found out about the diversion attempts, we quickly rose to arms and fought for them. Hell, we even exploited the fact that we could fight for the Banki Gold Gang and still rose up in the ranks of the Federation. Its a win-win for us." The Commander also pointed out a very strange aspect to the altercations. "The Federation had the nerve to smuggle in [Imperial] Clippers to the stations to imply the blame on the Empire. This has to be some sort of Declaration of War to the Empire!"
Dark days are coming viewers, but fear not! We will shed light on the matter as it unfolds.
**In Other News, Yembo Project was actually an elaborate scam!**
Pilots in the Yembo System are now learning that their efforts in the production of an interstellar starport was an elaborate scam. In an ironic twist, even the hardened Space Pirates are calling this, The crime of the millennium.
Tens of thousands of pilots from around the habitable regions of space came under one station, Naddodur Terminal, to help in the production of what pilots assumed was an interstellar moving station. These pilots were all told the same story, a station that would rival that of the famous Jacques Station.
"We were told that we would be able to fly and view the station being built from the start, but we were never once told of where this project was being held and how long it would take. All we were asked to do was collect precious and expensive minerals in order to send it off." Commander Kowboat "The Traveler" explained on the matter, "While we were making a profit, something felt...off. I decided to do some investigating of my own on the matter and what I found was damning. As it turns out, they were buying the materials to sell off to the federation, in an effort help in the conflict in BD+03 2338!"
It seems that the Federation has something sinister lurking in the clouds of confusions viewers. We'll delve deeper into this madness.
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***BREAKING NEWS:THIS JUST IN, CONTROVERSY IN THE GALNET NEWS!****
It seems that the Galnet News, known for being a neutral side of all sorts of conflicts and reporting what they can on our habitable galaxy, have been damning and suppressing all sorts of press in regards to the conflicts in Banki and BD+03 2338! It appears that only positive aspects of the Federation were left in and damning the Commanders fighting on the two fronts; not even once, mentioning their heroic actions and their impacts on the two fronts. The Galnet News Executives were intentionally forcing large news centers to withdraw the names of the Commanders whom were leaving an impact on the conflicts; they left it to the locals to show the heroic matters of the Brave Commanders. It truly a matter of ethics in Space Journalism. It just goes to show, that the GoonNetNews, is the only sort of news you can trust nowadays.
This is GoonNetNews, signing off.
In today's story, controversy in the War Front of the Federation and Banki system. As it turns out, the Federation has been fooling pilots to fight their battles in deep space. How deep you ask fellow viewers? The Federation forcefully moved the Navigational Beacon of the Banki System an astounding, Five Hundred Fifty-Three thousand, Two hundred and ninety-eight light seconds away from the supposed conflict zones in an effort to not only make it impossible for citizens to return home, but to lure War-thrilling Commanders to the deepest and darkest aspect of the system. The plot was an effort to rid the more experienced Commanders from their real conflict in the system BD+03 2338, where the true and dark intentions of the Federation laid hidden.
Thousands of pilots made the voyage to the Banki System only to find a station, owned by rebels and the stations stripped of most of the modules and its citizens left in famine.
"It was like something out of a nightmare, these people have been fighting a War they never deserved. [Banki Gold Gang] discovered the murderous intentions of the federation and changed their ways to better their War-torn system. The Federation didn't even care about which side anyone participated for. THEY SEND THEIR OWN MEN TO BE SLAUGHTERED BY THE PEOPLE THEY RECRUITED TO HELP FIGHT ON THE FRONTLINE." Commander James 'The Golden' Griffin, had to say on this matter. "[...]We don't know how they managed to move such an enormous station, but they have something to do with why the station is so far away from the sun! I can't tell you much about what I found, but it looks like they managed to move the whole damn planet! Hang on interviewer...THEY DID WHAT?! WHERE IS THEIR CAPITAL SHIP MOVING IN THAT SYSTEM? Oh s-". We lost transmission shortly after that.
We were privileged to have a word with another of the infamous 'Golden War Heroes', Commander DarthBlingBling, a Renowned Fighter in the Revolutionary Jotunheim Resistance, who made his way to the conflict zones of Banki's system. "When the Banki guys found out about the diversion attempts, we quickly rose to arms and fought for them. Hell, we even exploited the fact that we could fight for the Banki Gold Gang and still rose up in the ranks of the Federation. Its a win-win for us." The Commander also pointed out a very strange aspect to the altercations. "The Federation had the nerve to smuggle in [Imperial] Clippers to the stations to imply the blame on the Empire. This has to be some sort of Declaration of War to the Empire!"
Dark days are coming viewers, but fear not! We will shed light on the matter as it unfolds.
**In Other News, Yembo Project was actually an elaborate scam!**
Pilots in the Yembo System are now learning that their efforts in the production of an interstellar starport was an elaborate scam. In an ironic twist, even the hardened Space Pirates are calling this, The crime of the millennium.
Tens of thousands of pilots from around the habitable regions of space came under one station, Naddodur Terminal, to help in the production of what pilots assumed was an interstellar moving station. These pilots were all told the same story, a station that would rival that of the famous Jacques Station.
"We were told that we would be able to fly and view the station being built from the start, but we were never once told of where this project was being held and how long it would take. All we were asked to do was collect precious and expensive minerals in order to send it off." Commander Kowboat "The Traveler" explained on the matter, "While we were making a profit, something felt...off. I decided to do some investigating of my own on the matter and what I found was damning. As it turns out, they were buying the materials to sell off to the federation, in an effort help in the conflict in BD+03 2338!"
It seems that the Federation has something sinister lurking in the clouds of confusions viewers. We'll delve deeper into this madness.
<snip>
***BREAKING NEWS:THIS JUST IN, CONTROVERSY IN THE GALNET NEWS!****
It seems that the Galnet News, known for being a neutral side of all sorts of conflicts and reporting what they can on our habitable galaxy, have been damning and suppressing all sorts of press in regards to the conflicts in Banki and BD+03 2338! It appears that only positive aspects of the Federation were left in and damning the Commanders fighting on the two fronts; not even once, mentioning their heroic actions and their impacts on the two fronts. The Galnet News Executives were intentionally forcing large news centers to withdraw the names of the Commanders whom were leaving an impact on the conflicts; they left it to the locals to show the heroic matters of the Brave Commanders. It truly a matter of ethics in Space Journalism. It just goes to show, that the GoonNetNews, is the only sort of news you can trust nowadays.
This is GoonNetNews, signing off.
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