[VIDEO TRAILER] The truth behind the combat video (Happy Anniversary ED!)

This ingenious fabrication presented to us by Senator Wagar demonstrates the ease which video footage can be used as a propaganda tool, be it the greedy Federation or the arrogant Empire.

The only course of action open to us, the general public, is to look into our own hearts, and choose the path we know is right and fair.

Frank,
Member of The Alliance
 
Imperials,

Despite your intrinsic pomposity and ear-bleeding hyperbole, I find myself warming to you.
 

Minti2

Deadly, But very fluffy...
Frank,
Member of The Alliance

One.....The hard bitten old time miner who drinks heavily of Jinx giving honorable Imperial citizens advice! Pah! :p

+ 5000 credit bounty added to the EVIL Cmmdr Wagar

Two.....5000 credits you don't have! we have to fly around in Simons old battered ship The Floppy Banana to get anywhere! :eek:


Ah,
The Federation and Empire are as bad as each other.
Long live the Alliance.
C

Three.....Funny how the Alliance lackeys all come out together one after the other, strength in numbers eh?
Just remember where your hidy hole is when the Imperial bug hunters come to eradicate the manifestation of greatness your Alliance seems to behold. :mad: ;)
 

Sir.Tj

The Moderator who shall not be Blamed....
Volunteer Moderator
Great video, Long live the Empire.

Right... Whats next?

Oh yeah...Delete all the Federation and Alliance followers posts and start waving the sparkly banhammer of doom for all the capitalist lies. :D
 

Minti2

Deadly, But very fluffy...
Great video, Long live the Empire.

Right... Whats next?

Oh yeah...Delete all the Federation and Alliance followers posts and start waving the sparkly banhammer of doom for all the capitalist lies. :D

I so want your power!!.....and nice sparkly Banhammer to! i would be a fair and honest Mod, power! power! power! :mad::mad:

Whats the criteria for being an Imperial Mod? and if there's no vacancy's does that mean i have to wait for the latest Mod to have, err, an accident? :eek:
 
5000 credits? Is that all? Our bounty hunters don't get out of their chaise longues for less than a million.

Does the Federation really pay that poorly? Incredible. Defect and reap the rewards, Commanders. (Or choose the Alliance, if you can pay your bills with nothing but good intentions and a limp handshake.)

Senator Wagar, Prism System.
 
... Does the Federation really pay that poorly? Incredible. Defect and reap the rewards, Commanders. ...
Senator Wagar, Prism System.

I'll defect for a breakfast
(until someone buys me a rump steak ... I don't even mind if it's rare when I asked for medium-rare as long as it has cheesy bacon bits on top and I'm not even demanding to upgrade my chips to fancy fluffy chips ... oh and hold the mega-share portion of ice cream)
 
Great video, Long live the Empire.

Right... Whats next?

Oh yeah...Delete all the Federation and Alliance followers posts and start waving the sparkly banhammer of doom for all the capitalist lies. :D
You disappoint me TJ, I thought you were all the time the friendly and neutral Mod. Won't you instead consider a brilliant career with one of the major Corporations (no names)? See, this bickering is all for the good...for us.
When things go rough, we're there to help and support and make sure no faction becoming too successful. :D
 

Jenner

I wish I was English like my hero Tj.
5000 credits? Is that all? Our bounty hunters don't get out of their chaise longues for less than a million.

Does the Federation really pay that poorly? Incredible. Defect and reap the rewards, Commanders. (Or choose the Alliance, if you can pay your bills with nothing but good intentions and a limp handshake.)

Senator Wagar, Prism System.

Man, this thread just keeps on givin'. :cool:
 
It's typical a video that was made for the latest installment of Susan Boil's movie career has been maliciously devoured by both sides in an attempt to score points off each other. The bit they don't show you is where both sides come to a stalemate offer each other pizza and continue to make love not war :)
 
One.....The hard bitten old time miner who drinks heavily of Jinx giving honorable Imperial citizens advice! Pah! :p
The advice I'm offering is to people thinking of swelling the Imperial ranks.

The only advice I'd offer those too indoctrinated to see the error of their ways would be to drink Janx instead of Jinx. Imperials have made a good stab at copying the taste but Janx remains the original and best.
 

Minti2

Deadly, But very fluffy...
The advice I'm offering is to people thinking of swelling the Imperial ranks.

The only advice I'd offer those too indoctrinated to see the error of their ways would be to drink Janx instead of Jinx. Imperials have made a good stab at copying the taste but Janx remains the original and best.

Fair enough, fancy a quick Janx at the Thargoid before tea? ;)
 
Instead of tea.

Where do you think I've been typing my letters from? I got Garthyre to set your drink up.

Cheers!
 

Minti2

Deadly, But very fluffy...
Instead of tea.

Where do you think I've been typing my letters from? I got Garthyre to set your drink up.

Cheers!

Of course, where else would you be! hehe fussy brain today, on my way i have somehow acquired Liqua credit card to so we can make a night of it ;)
 
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