The Vulture is TERRIBLE!!!! DO NOT BUY!!!!

Hitsuke · Mar 10, 2015

Honestly... erm... the Vulture is like the worst ship I've ever flown. I don't kill Elite Anacondas in 30 seconds with pulse lasers or anything. It's REALLY REALLY bad, seriously. I won't be selling mine and the only reason is because I'll lose money if I do and I really don't like losing money, and that's honestly the only reason. I'm a masochist too, so I really get a kick out of flying this terrible ship.

Don't buy one, seriously. Save the money and buy anything else... it has to be better than this amaz... erm dire contraption.

Sergio Smegolia · Mar 10, 2015

Terrible troll is terrible...

grae3107 · Mar 10, 2015

Ooops. That is what I get for reading the title of the post and skipping the content. Lol.

Bostlabs · Mar 10, 2015

Sniff! Does anyone else smell fish?

Odan Brota · Mar 10, 2015

As long as we're trolling each other...

I TOLD YOU SHE'D BE EXPENSIVE OP! YOU DIDN'T LISTEN!

salad · Mar 10, 2015

Well I love it!

It is pretty much what I expected to be, a bigger Eagle.

Kyudos · Mar 10, 2015

I know sarcasm doesn't always come across well on BBs, but come on people, he isn't being serious....

LaveLubber · Mar 11, 2015

Kyudos said:
I know sarcasm doesn't always come across well on BBs, but come on people, he isn't being serious....

I hope they are meta-trolling. But I tink the joke just went *whoosh* past them

HeavyGroovez · Mar 11, 2015

Lol you got me.

Eagle Eye · Mar 11, 2015

Yeah, I can't even kill a Sidewinder in it...

Arubeto · Mar 11, 2015

Hitsuke said:
I'm a sadist too, so I really get a kick out of flying this terrible ship.

Erm, you are aware that that is "masochism", not "sadism", right?

Anopheles · Mar 11, 2015

I'm not even angry with the op, I'm just very disappointed.

Hitsuke · Mar 11, 2015

Sergio Smegolia said:
Terrible troll is terrible...

It's so obvious can it even be classed as trolling?

grae3107 said:
Ooops. That is what I get for reading the title of the post and skipping the content. Lol.

It certainly is

Bostlabs said:
Sniff! Does anyone else smell fish?

You must have left some fish finger sandwiches in your glove compartment m8.

Eagle Eye said:
Yeah, I can't even kill a Sidewinder in it...

No joke m8... I don't need to kill them. They self destruct the moment I target them!

HeavyGroovez said:
Lol you got me.

I expected better of you m8

Arubeto said:
Erm, you are aware that that is "masochism", not "sadism", right?

Fixed!

Anopheles said:
I'm not even angry with the op, I'm just very disappointed.

I aim to please!

Sergio Smegolia · Mar 11, 2015

Hitsuke said:
It's so obvious can it even be classed as trolling?

Was just going for a play on words from the title

Smeg

reverendK · Mar 11, 2015

well i sure don't want one. not any more.
thanks for the heads up.
guess i'll stick to my viper.
forever.
that i don't own.

Zulu Romeo · Mar 11, 2015

I see what you did there, OP.

Martin1956 · Mar 11, 2015

From what I am hearing I don't want people to buy the Vulture either RoFL

It would be seriously damaging to my health!

As would the Fer de Lance

Can't you all make do in Eagles please

Corium · Mar 11, 2015

If only it was a wee bit cheaper, maybe 10 mil.

sonicology · Mar 11, 2015

Arubeto said:
Erm, you are aware that that is "masochism", not "sadism", right?

Erm, you are aware that prefacing a statement with a verbalised pause can only serve to make you appear as a condescending jerk... right?

Hitsuke · Mar 11, 2015

Corium said:
If only it was a wee bit cheaper, maybe 10 mil.

To be honest m8, having flown her now (And having a good setup), I can understand why it's not 10m. I'll say that I think 15/16m would have been the sweet spot for the ship, having now flown it and tried it out in combat.