Funny npc names you saw

Gelegeus · Mar 15, 2015

I killed Ian Holloway yesterday. I wondered what he was doing after being sacked as manager of Millwall.

M.S.P. · Mar 15, 2015

I killed Quirkafleeg last night. Nice to know someone in the devs team acknowledges the great one, Matthew Smith, and Jet Set Willy.

darius359au · Mar 15, 2015

I win ,I just popped "Sir Arbuthnot Quacksalot Barrass"

Cmdr Andy B · Mar 15, 2015

make sure you back up your data before you go bounty hunting:

Bloomoo · Mar 15, 2015

A few more

And then all of a sudden there he was, just cruising along in his white bronco, err clipper

So the police and I chased him through the asteroid field, but he refused to surrender this time

Pyro Steel · Mar 15, 2015

best i'v seen so far is... lets see if i get this right

GRZEGORZ BRZ|]CZYSZCZYKIEWICZ

Pics or it didn't happen right? Right...

i think what happend was the dev fell asleep and rolled his head around the keyboard... i could be wrong though.

Bacon Sarnie · Mar 15, 2015

His name translates to Gregor Canibuyavowel, probably!

Trinity Star · Mar 16, 2015

Well not funny but David is about to have a very bad hair day.....

Riedquat · Mar 16, 2015

M.S.P. said:
I killed Quirkafleeg last night. Nice to know someone in the devs team acknowledges the great one, Matthew Smith, and Jet Set Willy.

I played Eve for a few years and this was always the name of my ship.

I never got one comment on it, I thought there might be one or two Jet set Willy veterans out there, but alas no.

Renegade Roach · Mar 16, 2015

I met Mrs Travis of North Wales yesterday. Was busy laughing so forgot to get a screenshot

Zylark · Mar 16, 2015

I saw a 'Slim Boy Fat' and thought it quite amusing

M.S.P. · Mar 16, 2015

Riedquat said:
I played Eve for a few years and this was always the name of my ship.

I never got one comment on it, I thought there might be one or two Jet set Willy veterans out there, but alas no.

Pity. Never played Eve, but JSW is seminal, nice to see it referenced, unless a dev is a Freak Brothers fan. Maybe there are other JSW references in ED, be fun to see a Miner Willy as an Elite pilot and space miner now.

Riedquat · Mar 16, 2015

M.S.P. said:
Pity. Never played Eve, but JSW is seminal, nice to see it referenced, unless a dev is a Freak Brothers fan. Maybe there are other JSW references in ED, be fun to see a Miner Willy as an Elite pilot and space miner now.

That NPC was named by a kickstart backer, Im sure there are plenty of 80's children out there

TriumphANT · Mar 16, 2015

I saw "Omar Googleme" today. Strange. Unless it's random, surely the use of the word "Google" in the title is a breach of the naming rules for fixed names? Fun NPC name anyway!

Erik the Viking · Mar 16, 2015

I killed an Anaconda named "Noobhunter".

Madoc Owain · Mar 16, 2015

I killed "Beeblebrox" my first week. He was WANTED, but "Mostly Harmless"!

Bloomoo · Mar 16, 2015

The mighty Hojun

Littlefinger, clean and mostly harmless?? That's what he'd like you to think!

And cake is always wanted!

drkaii · Mar 16, 2015

Hilarious System and NPC Names Thread

Let's make a list of hilarious NPC names. So far I've come across a few, and I'm sure you've got more so let's keep a list.

NPCs:
-Borky Blockblock
-Strangely Brown
-Scriblez
-Wonder Bra
-Clint Westwood
-Kicked the Bucket
-Exentrica Gallumbitz
-Vladimir V. Putin
-Hermes Conrad

Systems:
-Bob
-Aku (bad guy from Samurai Jack and "Evil" in japanese
-Kuk

Planets:
-Mars

Will add more as I remember/find them

Flavio · Mar 16, 2015

How about also having a category for planets with funny names, I can't believe they named one after a chocolate bar, it is called Mars.

Flimley · Mar 16, 2015

i came across an NPC called Wonder Bra.......it's true.