Best new guy so far.......

hmmm now you got me thinking of maybe journeying back to the starter zones in a tooled up vulture just to watch the new players in the res's :D narr cbf... although it would only be abour 230 LY's
 
I need to try this...

Get a sidewinder and talk trash to Pythons and Anacondas, demanding cargo or I will melt them with my God-like pulselasers!!

Heh
 
Boggle, boggle, boggle. :D

You should have targeted his FDS and left him there.

FDS ??

http://www.fds.info/

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The other night I am siting at the Nav Beacon playing around with different weapons combos etc... for the clipper,
I get the warning ship scan detected (Weapons at this point are 2 C3/ G Cannons and 2 D2/ G Beams) the Scan was from a new CMDR in a sidewinder So I say Hi to him asking how it going? His response was Drop all you cargo or I will shoot you. I asked if he had a cargo scanner and got ??? for an answer, So I am thinking well this will be fun (As I have no cargo on board but can carry 160 in the current config) So I ask him how much cargo can you carry? his response was I want all of it, So I explained to him that I did not have any cargo, and was only here to test weapons, and at this point deployed the weapons and targeted him, and asked him if he wanted to do this... and told him to take a good look at the clipper and then decide what he wanted to do. He replied that if I did not drop the cargo he was going to kill me, So I told him to give it a shot, he pulls up about 400 meters out straight in from of me and Stopped! he stated shooting and turned wanted.

Point blank hits with both beams and both cannons, hell I did not even get the message that his shields went down just exploded!

About 15 min later I run in to him again, He tells me he is reporting me because I killed him.

I hope you've learned your lesson!

Always carry some cargo.
 
Fantastic. Maybe it was the same sidey I found in an anarchy nav. He was pecking away at a harmless npc python that did not even have a bounty.

15 mins later he is still following this guy around. I lost patience and left never did see if he actuallyfinished him off.

Maybe thinks real cmdrs is big ships are just as easy but take a long time to kill. Fair play for demonstrating what large hardpoints do.
 
Oh the fun to be had with a noob in a sidey, who thinks he is a pirate. Don't think you even needed to deploy weapons to kill him, but agree taking out his drive might have been a good idea. he might have had to work out how to use his ship then.
 
I'm going with debug camera recording too. You lose control of your ship in debug camera mode so that may be why he stopped 400m in front of you. And it was a Sidewinder, he probably didn't want to risk his real ship.

Smile you're on Candid Camera.
 
LOL, here's one for next time ... explain that you only have three units of cargo and ask which he wants ... the tartan paint, the spirit level bubbles or the reach around :)
 
Sounds like a new player from/on steam. Seems we are getting a lot of new players treating Elite as a shoot-em up.
 
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