RP: Explorers Religion

Another post elsewhere has given me an idea for some RP. We form an explorer religion. It's followers believe that beings from another dimension have built a spacedock somewhere on the opposite side of the galaxy and await the delivery of onionhead. Only then will the Oniongod reveal him/herself to the faithful. Only the carriers of onionhead will be safe.

So we search for the illustrious oniondock with one ton of onionhead in our cargo bay at all times. Praise be to the Oniongod
 
Onions, you say?

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I cannot provide the onion sauce I know not from where the knowledge comes. Only that the good news of the Oniongod is a deep knowledge. It is layered in the depths of all mens minds.

Praise be to the Oniongod


have you been feeling odd lately? A little melancholy or slightly aggressive?
Are you starting to crave the faces of your enemies?
How long have you been in deep space??!

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I cannot provide the onion sauce I know not from where the knowledge comes.
That knowledge can be found within an ancient and holy manuscript - here's a musical clue:

[video=youtube;4o2sA0vpA-4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o2sA0vpA-4[/video]

<grins>
 
Now that we have converted, where can I find my complimentary relish?

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Don't tell me I canna get no relish! The onion-god has not seen the likes of a temper-tantrum that I can throw if I am cheated outta my relish!!!
 
Did you onion worshipers know?

There are many layers to an individual,
people aren’t just stock characters.
I’ve read that many people have deep roots.
That’s something that rings a bell–well, not really, but it is certainly appealing.
:p
 
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