EULA safe swears from the year 3301

Following an interesting thread about cussing https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showthread.php?t=151563&page=4 it made me think about what might be a swear word in a thousand years.

I recall watching midnight express (I think) on BBC with dubbed over swearing where everyone was calling each other Melon Farmers! Hilarious.

Judge Dredd of course said Grud and Drokk in 2000AD.

So come on give me your best and EULA safe Elite cusses, funnier the better.
 
here's one from my childhood:

Ectoplasmic-cosmod-sludgeslodge-interplanetary-trionian-zitsucking-zuloid-dementoid (one word, hyphens are to help pronounce it ;) )

We made up the "longest" swear word as kids and memorized it... and I'm 42 and still have it memorized ;)
 
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Zarking Fardwarks!

But The Librarian is correct - Belgium is definitely the worst swear word there is....
 
oh you Barlte, this feels like Carmack, this is not Wright! smells like Smedley, what the Walton?! Highby this! Dean the Hall off to Braben whit you!
 
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