Dang it Brit CMDRs, you keeping us Yanks in the dark?

LionOfNarnia

LionOfNarnia
Look, all you former colonials need is the latest edition of H2G2, then you'll know (almost) as much as we do.

... except how to spell 'colour', of course ;)
 

shadragon

shadragon
Don't feel bad. I just tried to buy paint skins. My country is not listed in the pull down list and the sale won't go through. Pretty amazing as I've bought two copies of the game through the same store.

I'm living there so it must be real. Or is it a fragment of my own tortured imaginations?
 
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Bostlabs

Bostlabs
Smoon said:
Why did I just find out through the newsletter about the audiobooks? Here I am mining and exploring with so-so music and dry audiobooks when I could have been listening to audiobooks about Elite with sound effects. I bet you have even more goodies your not letting out.

I bet you have the following items all for yourselves and not sharing

1. Miniature models of all the ships in the game
2. Location of the Thargoids home planet and their plans for conquest
3. A special setting that allows you to change the computer voice to John Inman as Mr. Humpries from AYBS
4. A bumper sticker that says "You play Elite like a damp squib"
5. Drew Wagar's next 5 Elite Dangerous novels in leather bound hardback with gold gilded print.


It might be my tin foil hat needs to be loosened up or the 4 cups of coffee that leads me to believe this but I don't see anyone denying it, yet. I bet MI5 knows something.
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WHAT?!?!?!?

Thats unacceptable!!!

MERICA!

and, and, ummm...

oh yes.

RIGHT! I'm going to give them a SOUND THRASHING!!!

that should sort it out. Thanks for bringing this to my attention.

o7 Commander.
 

Garagiste

Garagiste
Brimstone said:
Our UK cousins are still bitter about our little revolt a couple hundred years ago.
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Not really, more peeved about the stiffing given by lend-lease which was only paid off in 2006.
And while we're all ludicrously off topic, let's all give thanks to MI6 for saving the planet from nuclear armageddon during Able Archer 83.
 

Erimus Kamzel

Erimus Kamzel
ZeeWolf said:
Are you being served, wasn't that one of those programs we sold to America under the pretense that any of us actually watched it? Like the 'Benny Hill' show?

Oh yeah, we watch that in our millions, we're all about the Benny Hill show in the UK. You will love it. <smirk>

Fire at will mode....

"I'm free!"
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They got their own back by giving us the Dukes of Hazard :(
 

CMDR Hagglebeard

CMDR Hagglebeard
I'm very upset by this too, I think we need to send all of our drones, carriers, warships, marines, tanks, and Gaben to Britain to claim it as our own, and force everyone to wake up to the American anthem.

Also the minimum weight for a man will be 280 pounds, and the the metric system will be thought of as similar to Satan.

'Muuuurica!

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Qud said:
no, get the A9 FSD through development in a hurry

the A9 FSD

a9fsd... droooool.
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You need to fit it to the Sidewinder, for a confined yet extremely quick ride.
 

Wishblend

Wishblend
Smoon said:
Why did I just find out through the newsletter about the audiobooks? Here I am mining and exploring with so-so music and dry audiobooks when I could have been listening to audiobooks about Elite with sound effects. I bet you have even more goodies your not letting out.

I bet you have the following items all for yourselves and not sharing

1. Miniature models of all the ships in the game
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https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=e...0CDYQsARqFQoTCLfrgu7xisYCFSss2wodUKMABQ&dpr=1
 

Mu77ley

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Mu77ley
Brimstone said:
Our UK cousins are still bitter about our little revolt a couple hundred years ago.
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The revolt is neither here nor there. The total disrespect shown to the holy leaf in Boston on the other hand shall never be forgiven... ;)
 
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