Dang it Brit CMDRs, you keeping us Yanks in the dark?

I bet you have the following items all for yourselves and not sharing

1. Miniature models of all the ships in the game
2. Location of the Thargoids home planet and their plans for conquest
3. A special setting that allows you to change the computer voice to John Inman as Mr. Humpries from AYBS
4. A bumper sticker that says "You play Elite like a damp squib"
5. Drew Wagar's next 5 Elite Dangerous novels in leather bound hardback with gold gilded print.

6) Anaconda paint packs. :p
 
The Brits are hiding Elite goodies from us? Sounds like it's time for another little revolution :D Death to the tea! j/k We in the Southeast US love our tea, too, just with ice and lots of sugar and maybe some lemon. Tea isn't tea if it doesn't put you at a higher risk of obesity and diabetes :)
 
Imagine the confusion on a joint UK-US space programme ...

US astronaut: Ok, so you brought the jelly?
UK astronaut: Yep - and I've got the chips you asked for too.
US astronaut: Great - did you bring the football dvd with you?
UK astronaut: On the side there, next to your pants

and so on ...
 
And then of course there's biscuits, which aren't biscuits but savory scones often served with what appears to be sick. ;)
 
@OP
The British Space Intelligence Service (SIS) can confirm your reports. We are currently investigating video reports that the recently introduced advanced 6 point pilot seat harness is now capable of self release enabling pilots to move around their ships. Unconfirmed rumours are currently circulating that this has enabled British pilots to leave their ships and complete preparation missions not previously thought possible.

Lord Kilvenny
 
Why did I just find out through the newsletter about the audiobooks? Here I am mining and exploring with so-so music and dry audiobooks when I could have been listening to audiobooks about Elite with sound effects. I bet you have even more goodies your not letting out.

I bet you have the following items all for yourselves and not sharing

1. Miniature models of all the ships in the game
2. Location of the Thargoids home planet and their plans for conquest
3. A special setting that allows you to change the computer voice to John Inman as Mr. Humpries from AYBS
4. A bumper sticker that says "You play Elite like a damp squib"
5. Drew Wagar's next 5 Elite Dangerous novels in leather bound hardback with gold gilded print.


It might be my tin foil hat needs to be loosened up or the 4 cups of coffee that leads me to believe this but I don't see anyone denying it, yet. I bet MI5 knows something.

You forgot the limited edition A3 class Elite engraved silver teapot & scone tongues old chap !
 
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I knew it, even MI6 is on on it. I loved those ships in Space 1999


They where called the Eagles ... Go figure :p

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@OP
The British Space Intelligence Service (SIS) can confirm your reports. We are currently investigating video reports that the recently introduced advanced 6 point pilot seat harness is now capable of self release enabling pilots to move around their ships. Unconfirmed rumours are currently circulating that this has enabled British pilots to leave their ships and complete preparation missions not previously thought possible.

Lord Kilvenny

You mean BSIS right ?
 
@Darkminded
British Intelligence agency often called MI6, is actually the SIS. So, yes it could have been BSIS but didn't need to be.
 
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