Petition to rename Lave Station to "Hoff Hub"

I believe this move is long overdue and will find community-wide consensus. Quite a few stations in the Elite universe are named after various artists who have contributed to sci-fi or fantasy, but tragically David Hasselhoff has been somehow overlooked.

David Hasselhoff, an 80s icon... no, legend... will, I'm sure, bring back fond memories amongst many of you who will fondly remember a crime fighting duo of enormously haired man and a car that talked. A car which had the primary function of "the preservation of human life", but never told anyone inside it to fasten their seat belt. But these are not the only things The Hoff did.

This is a man who faced an android with a lightsaber long before Ewan Mcgregor was out of short pants.

[video=youtube;PiF6RLHqizc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiF6RLHqizc[/video]

And a man who played a beach side lifeguard who spent his evenings fighting werewolves, vampires, and even aliens in a show that the creators of the X-Files retroactively ripped off several years earlier.

Now we come to the more radical part of my idea, because this isn't just about a simple station name change. Mr Hasselhoffs creative contribution to the culture of science fiction is unquestionable. But incredibly, this mans talents stretch to music as well as acting and producing movies and shows. Thus he has crafted numerous works of art in the form of song which, if FDev obtain the rights to use in the game, could be played over the tannoy in Hoff Hub, or even used as custom docking music for the station (whether or not someone uses the docking computer, simply play the music as soon as docking permission is requested).

Another positive consequence of this would be to drive many of the anti-social types who frequent Lave out of the system!
 
Are we going to have to put a hit out on the Hoff?

'Cos he ain't dead yet, so doesn't qualify for a station name.
 
Firstly ... not sure if serious

If serious ... never gonna happen

If not serious ... lol nice one :D

and if, it wouldn't work on Lave Station. The "anti-social types who frequent Lave" don't know the Hoff and would mute their sound.
 
Are we going to have to put a hit out on the Hoff?

'Cos he ain't dead yet, so doesn't qualify for a station name.

The guys looking pretty peaky, and let's face it his career has been dead for a while anyway. I can't, in good conscience, sanction murdering someone in order to rename a station after them. Certainly not a station not in Empire space at any rate.

In any case, Ridley Scott and George Lucas are still alive, and they've got station names named after them, so there is precident.
 
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The guys looking pretty peaky, and let's face it his career has been dead for a while anyway. I can't, in good conscience, sanction murdering someone in order to rename a station after them. Certainly not a station not in Empire space at any rate.

In any case, Ridley Scott and George Lucas are still alive, and they've got station names named after them, so there is precident.

OK, fair enough.

You've got my vote as long as the station gets a KITT theme. That light would be cool over the station entrance ;)
 
Jesus, I checked google to see if he died! But as others have said, the only people that have had stations named after them have been people who have passed, i.e. Terry Pratchett and Leonard Nimoy. Also if the Hoff got his own station, it would not be Lave Station, it would something less iconic to Elite.

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OK, fair enough.

You've got my vote as long as the station gets a KITT theme. That light would be cool over the station entrance ;)

Ooooh and we get William Daniels to be the station voice.
 
I believe this move is long overdue and will find community-wide consensus. Quite a few stations in the Elite universe are named after various artists who have contributed to sci-fi or fantasy, but tragically David Hasselhoff has been somehow overlooked.

David Hasselhoff, an 80s icon... no, legend... will, I'm sure, bring back fond memories amongst many of you who will fondly remember a crime fighting duo of enormously haired man and a car that talked. A car which had the primary function of "the preservation of human life", but never told anyone inside it to fasten their seat belt. But these are not the only things The Hoff did.

This is a man who faced an android with a lightsaber long before Ewan Mcgregor was out of short pants.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiF6RLHqizc

And a man who played a beach side lifeguard who spent his evenings fighting werewolves, vampires, and even aliens in a show that the creators of the X-Files retroactively ripped off several years earlier.

Now we come to the more radical part of my idea, because this isn't just about a simple station name change. Mr Hasselhoffs creative contribution to the culture of science fiction is unquestionable. But incredibly, this mans talents stretch to music as well as acting and producing movies and shows. Thus he has crafted numerous works of art in the form of song which, if FDev obtain the rights to use in the game, could be played over the tannoy in Hoff Hub, or even used as custom docking music for the station (whether or not someone uses the docking computer, simply play the music as soon as docking permission is requested).

Another positive consequence of this would be to drive many of the anti-social types who frequent Lave out of the system!

Lave is the original start point from the 84 game.....no way should it be renamed...it's part of history.
 
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400 billion systems out there - far better to find one in the middle of nowhere, in an unimaginative and dull system that would be more fitting IMO. :cool:
 
If FDEV did put the station out there lets hope its destroyed by Thargoids, heck i would pay em to do it.
 
Lave is the original start point from the 84 game.....no way should it be renamed...it's part of history.

Not only that, Lave Station was also the very first Coriolis Starport. Frontier would never change the name of the station, it would break the Elite canon.
 
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Lave was one of the original stations from 84 and should never change.
There is plenty of space out there. Create a Hoff Hub somewhere else.
I also want a;

Farpoint Station
Bespin Sky Port
Maximillian Platform
Vincent Orb
etc
 
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