Petition to rename Lave Station to "Hoff Hub"

[Valethar]

Ok.. I only have one question...

How many beers did you have before you wrote that, Fuzzy?

 

[RexKraemer]

The Hoff is NEVER a joke! He is the HOFF!

 

[FuzzySpider]

Great - now I'm ravenously hungry for burgers...

Have you been drinking too?

and if, it wouldn't work on Lave Station. The "anti-social types who frequent Lave" don't know the Hoff and would mute their sound.

They should simply prevent people from shutting off the docking music if they have a bounty. Ohh and I don't think the tannoy can be muted from in game can it? They'd have to turn off their speakers.

OK, fair enough.

You've got my vote as long as the station gets a KITT theme. That light would be cool over the station entrance

Well that goes without saying. They should also change the little message blurb on the outside to "Bask in his Hoffness".

KITT should do the station voice though.

Are you serious? the lore behind LAVE is more important that the hoff

NOTHING is more important than The Hoff (TM).

Jesus, I checked google to see if he died!

No, he's alive and well, for now. Hang on let me check my basement...

...yeah he's ok. But thanks for reminding me - I need to feed him soon.

 

[simulacrae]

Because - Laveians Love David Hasselhoff.

 

[Bomba Luigi]

Maybe we can have a FLAG Power too?

 

[Glenn Ross]

OK, fair enough.

You've got my vote as long as the station gets a KITT theme. That light would be cool over the station entrance

And station security would have to be the hardest [bleep]s in the galaxy 'cos, you know.
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No-one hassles the Hoff!

 

[deMangler]

There definitely should be a station named for the honorable Hoff, just not sure it should be Lave. Also something for Bonnie.....

 

[withnail]

No one knows how to pronounce Lave anyway, but I'm sure it's pronounced something like "Hoff" in the local dialect.

 

[Iso718]

Agree only if we can enter station and go to beach club

 

[Senex VII]

I support this idea on condition that we also rename Abraham Lincoln station (Earth, Sol) to "Braben's Ring".

 

[Jordan Cobalt]

God bless the Hoff. He should get a whole star system named after him.

 

[Zplintz]

I tbought Hoff was an American word for Joke?

 

[Pufferfish]

*Signed
Because the Hoff is Elite.

[video=youtube;PJQVlVHsFF8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8[/video]

 

[Nervous Energy]

NO

Simply because he is a .

 

[smartroad]

A car which had the primary function of "the preservation of human life", but never told anyone inside it to fasten their seat belt.

He didn't need to, the car was equipped with a 'Passive Laser Restraint System' http://knight-rider.wikia.com/wiki/Passive_Laser_Restraint_System

 

[FuzzySpider]

He didn't need to, the car was equipped with a 'Passive Laser Restraint System' http://knight-rider.wikia.com/wiki/Passive_Laser_Restraint_System

How the hell is that supposed to work? How do laser beams stop you from flying out of the window?

Agree only if we can enter station and go to beach club

When they first introduce the ability to get out of your ship and walk around stations they should first do it at Hoff Hub, and have the station patrolled by orange-besuited lifeguards. The orange theme fits both Elite and Baywatch.

 

[JonnyC0mbat]

I'd rather they named a capital ship after him. For once the empire and alliance would be united in removing it from the Galaxy.

 

[rebelredneck]

God bless the Hoff. He should get a whole star system named after him.

Well he would need it with the size of his ego

And if we are giving the hoff a station for ham acting performances, what about Kevin Sorbo who has a better track record in sci fi as Capt Dylan Hunt

 

[Snarfbuckle]

That would bee like renaming "Earth" to "Billy-Bob"

No, let's not defile the birthplace of Elite.

Lave is Lave
Lave is Love

 

[SkipRat]

What a totally stupid idea.