Sunday Drive Gone Wrong Thanks to Sarah Jane.

shadragon

shadragon
I was out on a nice leisurely Sunday drive with the wife and kids. Nothing special, just a little jaunt in my Cobra to Filter Station. I had Bob Segers Greatest Hits on the stereo, had the air con set perfectly and the day was going well. Kids were quiet in the back, wife was happy, so overall a good day. I decided to go into Filter Station for sundry reasons I don't think I need to go into.


Was a nice gentle approach and I edged toward the green entry lights. Suddenly, this maniac in an Eagle comes out the wrong way and prangs my bumper. I didn't get a chance to get his info as I was bounced off the mail slot and went deeper into the station.


Young Billy's Tizer went everywhere. Mary-Ann threw up all over the back of my pilots chair followed by tears and wailing. Utter chaos. Took me an hour to get them calmed down.


I did catch the action on my dash cam which I'll post below. If anyone has information on this hit and run loony, please contact me soonest.


PS. Sarah Jane - I thought the NPC's were supposed to leave stations properly. Well played Mistress of the Minions, well played.

[video=youtube_share;wimyN_1xHiA]http://youtu.be/wimyN_1xHiA[/video]
 

CMDR Zadian Lichtfrost

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shadragon said:
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PS. Sarah Jane - I thought the NPC's were supposed to leave stations properly. Well played Mistress of the Minions, well played.
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Oh those evil NPCs they are now flying backwards out of the station at a low speed. That's so evil.

Are you sure you talk about Sarah Jane and not Mary Juana? Later would explain a lot ;)
 

Ozmodion

Ozmodion
hmm cant quite make out that little lettering on the bottom right, was that "Illicit Cargo"?

why boost into the station??? i would like to see your insurance claim form on this one.
 

Malic

Malic
Greetings Commander,

I am with Omni Consumer Products Insurance Division, and we want to thank you for sending us your dashcam video.

We regret to inform you that due to your claim below:

shadragon said:
Suddenly, this maniac in an Eagle comes out the wrong way and prangs my bumper.
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We will not be covering the costs of the replacement of your Cobra.

After review of the video, we have forwarded it to the authorities on Filter station as it clearly shows that not only did you not yield to traffic that was going the correct direction and you rear-ended, but your computer clearly logs the carrying of illicit cargo.

If you want continued coverage from this firm, we require you to 1 hour of single player docking training.

Please record your training sessions and post her for proof and then we will continue to cover your future flights.

Thank you for contacting Omni Consumer Products Insurance Division
 

shadragon

shadragon
Malic said:
Greetings Commander,

I am with Omni Consumer Products Insurance Division, and we want to thank you for sending us your dashcam video.

We regret to inform you that due to your claim below:
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Haha. A few got the joke, others took it way too seriously. Yes, he reversed right into me, the vid does not show the Orca full of ginger orphans I was trying to avoid.
 

Klab

Klab
Naughty naughty Eagle driver, clearly you had right of way. I would report him for too safe flying. Everyone should know to get out of the way of petrol-heads right? By the way, where do the wife & kids sit, cargo hold?
 

parrdacc

parrdacc
Well I say the Eagle did come out the wrong way. Boosting into a station though was probably not the best thing to do on your part.

Of course since it was a NPC it might have been a cop, in which case, your just screwed.
 
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