General / Off-Topic Where's the Hangar Module? and other threads guaranteed quick response

[Evilroco]

Before you get all het up this post isn't anything to do with "hangar Modules"

As a relative noob to forums I am finding that even the most innoccent subject can evoke very strong and fast reactions , even a charmingly naive question can garner a storm on the ether. Imagine the response's I would get and in what time they would arrive if I did start a thread with

:Where's the Hangar Module download ?

As such and with dark humour in mind I pose the question what thread titles do you think would garner massive and immediate response ? (positive or negative) and try and keep it light hearted if possible

 

[ianw]

Flight model seems to be hot to trot at the moment...

 

[Evilroco]

Flight model seems to be hot to trot at the moment...

Isnt it just ,I thought that dead equine was glue already

 

[Andrew Sayers]

Naivety isn't a particularly efficient way of getting the forum's goat. In spite of current events, people mostly just update their ignore list when someone becomes too much of a bore. Having said that, I suspect you'd get some very quick responses if you spelt it "hanger" with an "e"

How about:

I bought a dozen slaves on Steam for €5, and the Dutch ones look rubbish in my Occulus Rift. Where do I go for a refund?

 

[Oss133]

 

[Evilroco]

@oss133 always buddy

Was just really wondering what posts people had thought of, but dare not "post" type thing as well as the totally innocent posts that do sometimes occur, it may be that I've been tainted by evil influences after lurking here so long

 

[Cmdr Andy B]

'Why ED should be more like star citizen' is sure to raise a few hackles

 

[Evilroco]

'Why ED should be more like star citizen' is sure to raise a few hackles

Thats the spirit !

 

[Tinman]

This will always work. (Similar to what ianw, wrote)

"The current flight model is broken! "

 

[Sir.Tj]

*Shakes head in despair*

 

[MikeSnos]

Naivety isn't a particularly efficient way of getting the forum's goat. In spite of current events, people mostly just update their ignore list when someone becomes too much of a bore. Having said that, I suspect you'd get some very quick responses if you spelt it "hanger" with an "e"

How about:

I don't add people to my ignore list... I can even see Oss' posts!

 

[JeffRyan]

I don't add people to my ignore list... I can even see Oss' posts!

Who said that?

 

[Oss133]

I don't add people to my ignore list... I can even see Oss' posts!

You cannot deny yourself the simple pleasures in life.

Conclusion; I am simple.

 

[MikeSnos]

You cannot deny yourself the simple pleasures in life.

Conclusion; I am simple.

Well... you said it... Let me be the first to congratulate you!

 

[Viking]

I suspect you'd get some very quick responses if you spelt it "hanger" with an "e"

People do that all the time over at "the other game". When someone points it out, half the posters don't understand what he means, and the other half only remembers the correct spelling for about 20 minutes.