Favorite NPC names/quotes?

[KaizoMK]

There are many good ones, attached is one I saw recently.

 

[The Librarian]

Ivor "Jest Ye Not Madam" Biggun.

 

[ZeeWolf]

This guy

 

[stridecolossus]

I killed Maggie Milk-snatcher the other day

 

[KaizoMK]

I'm also fond of NPC explorers. "To boldly go where hardly anyone has gone before!"

 

[Astronut57]

Hugh Jarse

 

[Ralph Vargr]

CDR Commander Bond was seen last week.

 

[Lord_Crazy]

Tara Khrace. And I owned her!

 

[Hellhawk666]

This has to be the best NPC quote I've seen so far:

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[HeavyGroovez]

Gopher Aslash

 

[Ghostickles]

Egg Whisk.
He was clean, but I think I could beat him.

 

[Stanchion Ra]

Egg Whisk.
He was clean, but I think I could beat him.

Ahhh, I see what you did there... +1 Rep to you sir.

 

[Frank]

This has to be the best NPC quote I've seen so far:

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/R0gGUqQ.jpg

We should definitely not team up and go looking for the source of this remark. We might end up being swallowed by a dog.

 

[teaurn]

I had to laugh at the System Security NPC in an Eagle that interdicted my Python, said it was a random scan, and then when I kept boosting away, kept sending me increasingly pleading messages to stop and be scanned!

Bless him

Mind you, it's just as well he didn't as I had a (tiny) bounty on me at the time

 

[OgreWookie]

Homer Simpson, regrettably he was worth 6,000 so had to die.