Community Event / Creation Limericks (and Haiku!)

[Nagual]

Pilots good, so seek
Not found, despair
Pilots Federation, Pirates.

 

[PiLhEaD]

Syllables unknown
Now I'm feeling like a ****
No big change there, then

No foul meant to you
Finger pointing not my goal
Only seek to guide

 

[Robert Maynard]

The Python is great,
It facilitates trading,
Mine needs upgrades though.

 

[rootsrat]

Haiku has some rules
Five, seven then five again
Some people don't care

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Elite is a game
That some will love and some hate
Braben is The King

Alternate version

Elite is a game
That some will love and some hate
D. B. O. B. E.

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Where Thargoids at?
So many speculations
They're inside our heads

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Griefers everywhere
Frontier doesn't seem to care
Put on tinfoil hats

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Vastness of the space
Tiny people in their ships
We want to play God

 

[Kafka1]

Shall I fly trade or
Go for some bounty hunting?
Space is my oyster.

 

[Mephane]

four hundred billion
and destiny will be sought
where snakes roam the night

 

[ophiophagus hannah]

four pips to engines
turn to face rotating goal
slaves apprehensive

flight assist still on
weapons purely gimballed, natch
patently Expert

tell you bout the time
I met an anaconda
eject-eject-ej

 

[Julissa Silver]

Safe, happy trading.
Oh no! An interdiction!
Lakon now space dust.

 

[Hellhawk666]

Brown dwarf looms ahead
darkly broods, silently mocks.
No fuel for me here

 

[Julissa Silver]

Friendship drive engage!
Stars pass, gleaming specks of light.
was that a thargoid!?

 

[Cody]

More haiku (and some limericks too) here!

 

[Robert Maynard]

More haiku (and some limericks too) here!

Indeed....

Diso Ma Corn sells
The long star tunnel to wealth
Shifnalport no more

Merging.

 

[rootsrat]

Someone merged the threads
Let's see those complaints come now
Mods are playing God

 

[Robert Maynard]

Someone merged the threads
Let's see those complaints come now
Mods are playing God

If we were to leave
duplicate threads unmerged we'd
soon™ be over-run.

 

[Julissa Silver]

Versus forum mods,
tin foil hats ineffective.
They merge, no mercy.

 

[Robert Maynard]

Versus forum mods,
tin foil hats ineffective.
They merge, no mercy.

Mercy will always
be subjective therefore we
must show none (or else....).

 

[Julissa Silver]

SJA AIs
do philosophy haikus
better than we can.

 

[Robert Maynard]

SJA's AI
work has been tremendous for
my game enjoyment.

 

[Cody]

The stars are falling
Is it me for a moment
The heat is rising




With apologies to The Who!

 

[Robert Maynard]

Whenever I play
it takes me back to simpler
times with fewer ties.