I went into a RES and after sometime was only able to locate a single lonesome Adder with no shields mining, so I figured why not and rammed him for Lols since ramming doesn't incur any fines. I slapped the hell out of his ship for 61% of his hull and he flew into the asteroid he was mining and died which gave me a 6000 bounty for murder. Totally worth and thought I'd share xD
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If you had busted him up a little and then KW or cargo scanned him, he would have boosted into the asteroid himself. Saves u from catching a bounty.
I chuckled at your story, thanks for sharing. +rep!
My sense of humour turns out to be radically different to yours. RIP poor miner!
I'm going to make a suggestion to remove speeding fines/bounties against NPCs, as the best part of flying a T9 was crushing little ships on the front of the hull
I even carried a hauler 6 kilometers on the front of my T9, once
We are gathered here today to remember NPC Miner.
His life was a short one. And sad. Fluttering into existence to please MrFuddyDuddy, NPC miner did what all NPC miners do. He mined. We should perhaps reflect that his life is a reflection of our own. Fluttering into existence today. Gone tomorrow.
May your next incarnation be happier Mr Miner. Perhaps an NPC Anaconda Pirate. Just remember that name: MrFuddyDuddy.
Mine on little buddy. Mine on.
His life was a short one. And sad. Fluttering into existence to please MrFuddyDuddy, NPC miner did what all NPC miners do. He mined. We should perhaps reflect that his life is a reflection of our own. Fluttering into existence today. Gone tomorrow.
May your next incarnation be happier Mr Miner. Perhaps an NPC Anaconda Pirate. Just remember that name: MrFuddyDuddy.
Mine on little buddy. Mine on.
X-Terminator
Banned
I try flying into their Mining Lasers to get those NPCs WANTED for my prey but they don't!
What's funny actually is I just had the opposite. Sorta. I spent the last 45 minutes protecting a T9 that was getting picked on by every NPC pirate that showed up. He was still there when I bugged out after not waiting for the scan to complete on a wing of three and the Fed came after me.
Damned Feds.
Damned Feds.