Okay, thought we could come up with more 'outside the box' ideas...
ENVIRONMENTAL PROTESTER
Could carry out direct action against military drive factories or chain their ship to an asteroid to stop miners. "Turn around and leave this station; We don't want your radiation!" errr... dude, that viper is heading straight for us.... zzzzzzaaapp ... booom! (Maybe a short career)
COLD CALL MARKETER
Direct P2P sales earning you a nice ship and a commission on all equipment purchases. "Hello sir. My name is John. I'm contacting you about the new hyperdrives... no sir... I'm sure we didn't call you 20 times last week... well there's no need to... * zzzzappp .... booom! * ...static.
RADIOACTIVE DUMPING PREVENTION OFFICER
"Now you are aware, madam, that dropping radioactive waste is illegal in this system..... No, madam, I don't have anything better to do ... this is a very serious matter... I'm sure you understand that... zzzzaaaapp boom!
REALITY SPACE TV CONTESTANT
"Yeah, well, we've been stuck here in orbit for about 30 days now, and I'm really missing my hamster, but I know we're changing society here...what's the next contest... dressing up as cowboys and indians and wrestling a greased pig... zzzzaaapppp boom... (comes round for another pass) zzzaaaappp boom boom
Please note this was posted for a laugh and is not intended to offend anyone or undermine the importance of these roles.