<raises eyebrow> Are you implying that peanut butter and cheese don't mix?
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General / Off-Topic The NEW Condiments And Player Owned Breadknives Thread
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Peanuts, butter .. and "jelly" (an American euphemism for Jam) .. maybe (quite nice actually)
Cheese and CHOCOLATE (yum! brevilled hazelnut spread!) Having once tried the combo, toasting my lunch AND my pud into one, handy pocket sized sandwich (probably after too much tequila at the time) I'll (50/50) vouch for it ..
But I must duly protest ..
ANY cheese, should the label include the words "warning may contain traces of peanuts" (OR butter)
I am sorry .. but this time Commander Cody, you have gone too far!
If the end of civilisation should now come! (please pass the jelly would someone?)
You'll find me surrendering happily to the vat of Aisling vagimite ..
Kissing my own Asp goodbye, before shouting, "BOVRIL" .. and jumping off the mountain.
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JeffRyan should be along any moment now to defend the Princess and her honour.
Take two thick slices of organic wholemeal bread, butter lightly, add extra mature cheddar, a slice of ham generously smeared with peanut butter, top with cos lettuce and tomato, season with ground black pepper! Now that's what I call a sandwich! Hmm... off to the galley, I go!
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Vagimite? <sniggers>
I agree, a little risque but hopefully, as I did jump into the Bovril no harm done? As, though I understand this to be the way wars are known to have begun, hopefully the Empire will understand what is a more directed comment on "antipodean marmite", than it is in any way, any form of comment vis a vis the princess' condiments .. which I, and the rest of my faction I am sure, would no doubt like to compliment the lady upon!
Better that than the batter Cmdr Cody just used, to RUINATE, an otherwise perfectly viable Reg Varney!
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Hope this helps .. (it probably won't .. sorry)
[video=youtube;t_dERiW4o78]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_dERiW4o78[/video]
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alternatively .....
[video=youtube;YSp5mrz17Ok]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSp5mrz17Ok[/video]
edit 2 ... educational!!
[video=youtube;XFpjLn3rIBM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=49&v=XFpjLn3rIBM[/video]
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It feels good to be a 0.01% of a stat.
Good luck to you all that would make do without pepper on your steak!! <shakes head and walks away mumbling>
Good luck to you all that would make do without pepper on your steak!! <shakes head and walks away mumbling>
True to my viking ancestors (if I have any), I have a bread axe!
And I had to vote "I can't Decide. Oh Wait, I can (Other)" because
<drum roll>
It depends. Wait! Mint sauce! Or maybe wooster. Or chocolate. or chili (but not just any kind of chili, I like food that is clawing its way through your innards, almost make me feel like I'm eating fresh, still breathing, struggling, cute furry mammals. Damn those ancestors).
Princess Aisling?? Really??? She is half smurf, half Na'vi, half Elf Princess Rane.
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EDIT: Vegemite! C'mon you northern hemisphere tyrants, keep up!
And I had to vote "I can't Decide. Oh Wait, I can (Other)" because
<drum roll>
It depends. Wait! Mint sauce! Or maybe wooster. Or chocolate. or chili (but not just any kind of chili, I like food that is clawing its way through your innards, almost make me feel like I'm eating fresh, still breathing, struggling, cute furry mammals. Damn those ancestors).
Princess Aisling?? Really??? She is half smurf, half Na'vi, half Elf Princess Rane.
SEDIT: Vegemite! C'mon you northern hemisphere tyrants, keep up!
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She doesn't need me to defend her honour. It's her own.
Glad to see the poll reflects this.
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Sometimes Yaffle I want to strangle you. Other times you give my life meaning, though not with the same regularity my Princess does.
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Yes, strangle Yaffle ... it wasn't his idea, but strangle him anyway
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Yes, strangle Yaffle ... it wasn't his idea, but strangle him anyway
No no, you burn the witch! Burn the witch!
One time Yaffle turned me into a newt! Burn the witch!
Judging her by her appearance are you?! You know what that makes you? Racist. You know who else was racist? Hitler. Hitler was racist. Like you.
*disclaimer* Must be said in the voice of Roy from the IT Crowd. This is Roy.
[video=youtube;rksCTVFtjM4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rksCTVFtjM4[/video]
Godwin! Oh Godwin, please come home.
I think we're going to need another thread, this one's going to become anti-Hitler really fast.