When I'm feeling tense, I like to suffocate AI and players by shooting out their life support. Those on my list, for example, annoying ANNOYING aNNOyING rude Vipers and Cobras I really enjoy watching them panic as the oxygen leaks away. You deserve every second of torment for flying fast ships that get away from my Python.
Well not now! You're in my masslock. I may let you go, but then I may shoot out your thrusters and watch you flail about. And when you do go, I'll interdict you a few miles from the next bubble of oxygen. I would enjoy hearing you squeal, but sound does not travel in a vacuum- and my on board sound system only synthesises human screaming in 44.1 kHz lossy.
I can't wait until I can do this at Sagitarius A. In fact, I can't wait until fuel tanks can get damaged, and I'll maroon them in deep space. See how far a A grade RemLok gets you. Yeah. And now you're gonna die, wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?
And all this, just because you kill stole. You bumped me docking too fast. You swore at me. ''Give me 20 cargo...''. No, no my deluded friend. The only twenty you're getting is twenty megajoules of directed energy.
I'm not bad, I'm doing this because I want to help others.
I am not a vigilante. I am just trying to get home to my little girl's birthday party and if everyone will just stay out of my way, nobody will get hurt.