Thank you for the relentless positivity!

[Traveller_GG]

Then they both get thrown cell for battery...

and later released without charge

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

I feel this is missing from the thread

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[antonygoldrick]

I feel this is missing from the thread

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Q: Anyone know any more jokes about sodium?
A: Na

 

[Kancro Vantas]

Neutron:"Do photons have mass?"
Proton:"I didn't even know they were Catholics!"

I'll get my coat...

 

[Macros Black]

Then they both get thrown cell for battery...

"you must spread some..."

 

[Cmdr Raz]

A neutron walks into a bar, the barkeep looks up and says "For you, no charge"

A sodium molecule walks into a bar and sees a chlorine molecule sitting at
the end of the bar and goes over and beats him up he get arrested for
A-SALT

Then they both get thrown cell for battery...

Neutron:"Do photons have mass?"
Proton:"I didn't even know they were Catholics!"

I'll get my coat...

I would like to amend my original post, you guys are awful

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

I would like to amend my original post, you guys are awful

Could have been worse

A Mars bar walks into a Stellar Forge
Says the Stellar Smithy, "Hey, I named a planet after you"
'What? You named it Steve?"

 

[Cmdr Raz]

Could have been worse

+ imaginary rep for making it worse

 

[antonygoldrick]

Why can you never trust atoms?


..... Because they make up everything