Non-participation in Biscuit Barrels can have an adverse effect upon your health, resulting in debilitating RNG Fatigue - and it's not just flimsy anecdotal evidence that points to this. We now have proof. (Or, at least, pages of randomly scribbled notes about teeth along with invasive anatomical photographs.)
After exhaustive amphetamine-supported medical research, 'Nursey' McCann, a member of my crew with professional medical experience, has now reported that solitary UA Convoy hunting causes RNG Fatigue. Symptoms range through rapid aging, excessive squinting and a total collapse of personal hygiene concerns. Horrifyingly, tinfoil and progenitor cells provide no defence.
As to McCann's credentials, he swears on his first wife's unmarked grave that he spent six months serving as a clerk to the Office of the Chief Dental Officer of the Imperial Navy, and he knows how to treat overheating burns. That's good enough for me. We work with what we have.
Anyhow. Evidence! Take a look at this commander. This is Cmdr Hubris Dong.
Hubris is only twenty two years old, but after over 120 hours of solo hunting in Bast, his is just one of the cases of RNG Fatigue encountered by McCann while hopped up on speed and prodding Canonn associates with thermometers.
Hubris can't see to spit, his teeth are all shot and his body odour is... Well, let's put it this way... If he wasn't passably ambulatory and babbling about gold traps, McCann would have wrapped him in a Canonn flag and consigned him to the deep. Nearly did, actually. Oh, how we laughed. (Well, McCann was laughing until I sedated him.)
I'm no doctor but the evidence is clear and damning. First, I need a new CMO. Second, if you're having no luck seeking out a UA or looking to take on a UA Convoy for the 'rare fun' factor, you should get yourself along to...