A gift from our friends at the reddit Star Citizen thread

[ZeeWolf]

See guys, they are nice people!

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[JeffRyan]

Fantastic!

 

[Fromhell]

Her name is Eve

 

[Ixnatifual]

Isn't the waving dude Sam Gamgee?

 

[Obsidian Ant]

So Elite Dangerous is sexy, and Star Citizen is...what?

 

[Dirtmuncher]

So Elite Dangerous is sexy, and Star Citizen is...what?

Gonna kick your teeth in and take your lunchmoney?

 

[ZeeWolf]

Gonna kick your teeth in and take your lunchmoney?

no, he's the first love. Don't you see?

 

[Matt168]

Star Citizen appears to be a young Richard Hammond.

 

[Cmdr Eagleboy]

no, he's the first love. Don't you see?

So....that means...how to put it....SC must be gay?

(Pecisk ducks and runs)

 

[ZeeWolf]

So....that means...how to put it....SC must be gay?

(Pecisk ducks and runs)

well these are liberal times,

Star Citizen may be game about (mostly) grown men, choosing a pretty spacehsip and going into space together in small confined spaces and seeing the universe.

But...

Elite is a game largely about (mostly) grown men going into space in small ships and playing by themselves.

Edit: also Lest we forget

 

[metatheurgist]

Gonna kick your teeth in and take your lunchmoney?

I think they already took everyone's lunch money.

Star Citizen appears to be a young Richard Hammond.

Looks like one of the DeLuise brothers.

 

[Jenner]

Love it.

 

[cadmonkey33]

haha

 

[Sterlino]

i don't get it...

 

[withnail]

Well do you plan to play with yourself or with everyone else?

That seems to be the question.

 

[nats]

Like it: Elite Dangerous is the sexy beauty and Star Citizen is the dork who mistakenly thinks he stands a chance.

 

[Bob_H]

Star Citizen appears to be a young Richard Hammond.

Do you think we should point out that at some stage in his future he's going to have a BIG crash..? Should we just let him get on with it and wait for the car wreck to happen?

 

[michaelfife]

Edit: also Lest we forget

Oh, do lest!