Some would say deviant.
Some.
They'll be hard to find among the badly charred remains of their ship.
UA Mystery thread 4 - The Canonn
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Some would say deviant.
Some.
They'll be hard to find among the badly charred remains of their ship.
The more the merrier.
Exactly why I changed my Starfleet insignia for a poorly drawn representation of a UA
Not you...
It appears that there are some who eagerly piggyback for the glory of "his (now a her but technically still a his due to regulations) majesty's" glory.
I see you... I got my eye on you.
I suspect those were the 10-12 writers (I think a couple bailed/did not complete) of the licensed new lore books when the game was first launched. My understanding is that they were not writing for the game per se (with one exception perhaps - Allen Stroud). Although that might be changing now (unconfirmed reports).
Report of things that my 11 yr old, who desperately wants to join his dad in the black, said(my answers omitted) -
- have you tried shooting at it?
- have you tried dumping it into the Merope star?
- have you tried dumping it into a black hole?
- have you tried selling it?
- okay, yeah (sounds exasperated) but have you tried talking to it
- (puzzled look)
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I hope it didn't convince the printer that spraying all that ink on to paper was a "sin" and make it go blind, did it?
nice
well as morse was first dismissed and then it turned out to be morse code. all through i believe all these things have been tried maybe we do need to talk to it?
well as morse was first dismissed and then it turned out to be morse code. all through i believe all these things have been tried maybe we do need to talk to it?
No it set it to kill and blew up trying to weaponize the xerographic module.
Lab 69 has not stopped complaining about it... It was their printer.
Not like they used it for anything constructive anyway.
Rizal you're famous again!
https://www.reddit.com/r/EliteDangerous/comments/3w2v7n/horizons_release_date_tuesday_15th_december/
https://www.reddit.com/r/EliteDangerous/comments/3w2v7n/horizons_release_date_tuesday_15th_december/
Ha!
Q: Things that made me complete a Customer Telephony Integration project, today.
A: Not this thread.
A++ would delay again.
That's ok I'm supposed to run an entire account reconciliation for plugged and abandoned natural gas wells in a state.....
And I only managed to click on excel so far.
Good thing el jefe is out of town till Friday. I feel serious cramming coming on tomorrow evening.
I thought MB's job was to troll?
Isn't his title Executive Producer? Don't you know that is the same thing as a TFC? Trollmaster First Class?
You need to brush up on your job descriptions
If you could get ED on a laptop and in your cab, you could haul whilst you're haulin'.
Who you calling an imp???
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Hutton Haulers will need to make Dertheks meta mug of awesomeness over that one. xzibit should be featured.
Yeah, but you are a Commander in space!
Date: Today
Location: Varati
Title: Mal-effects of Unknown Artefacts continue to spread, first organic subjects confirmed in Varati.
After weeks of speculation on the link between sales of Unknown Artefacts and the malfunctions at several space ports throughout the galaxy, the Voice of Varati has now learnt of the first confirmed case of organic malfunctions linked to the UAs.
A brief perusal of the historical document: "UA Mystery thread 4 - The Canonn" reveals the true horror of the situation. Previously renowned and respected members of the scientific, technical and linguistic communities have been reduced to communicating in silly, child-like sentences. In the place of forensic investigation and data-based extrapolation, we now have but talk of cookies, scones, pop-culture and pants-related accidents.
Some would say the link with the UAs is anecdotal, but The Voice has learned from sources close to The Canonn that all those effected have had long-term, first-hand exposure to the UAs.
It's understood the only scientific paper published by The Canonn in the last 6 months has been "Since the Average Human Being has Half a [lady-part] and half a [man thing], Where are those people?" - which has met with widespread scorn and derision from the scientific community, along with record ratings for the Fox Holovision Network.
When pressed for comment on these disturbing changes, and the link with the UAs, a spokesperson for The Canonn had this to say: "Wibble".
The Voice will continue to monitor and report on this worrying trend.
Cmdr "Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel" Skibbering (a.k.a. who?)
Location: Varati
Title: Mal-effects of Unknown Artefacts continue to spread, first organic subjects confirmed in Varati.
After weeks of speculation on the link between sales of Unknown Artefacts and the malfunctions at several space ports throughout the galaxy, the Voice of Varati has now learnt of the first confirmed case of organic malfunctions linked to the UAs.
A brief perusal of the historical document: "UA Mystery thread 4 - The Canonn" reveals the true horror of the situation. Previously renowned and respected members of the scientific, technical and linguistic communities have been reduced to communicating in silly, child-like sentences. In the place of forensic investigation and data-based extrapolation, we now have but talk of cookies, scones, pop-culture and pants-related accidents.
Some would say the link with the UAs is anecdotal, but The Voice has learned from sources close to The Canonn that all those effected have had long-term, first-hand exposure to the UAs.
It's understood the only scientific paper published by The Canonn in the last 6 months has been "Since the Average Human Being has Half a [lady-part] and half a [man thing], Where are those people?" - which has met with widespread scorn and derision from the scientific community, along with record ratings for the Fox Holovision Network.
When pressed for comment on these disturbing changes, and the link with the UAs, a spokesperson for The Canonn had this to say: "Wibble".
The Voice will continue to monitor and report on this worrying trend.
Cmdr "Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel" Skibbering (a.k.a. who?)
I <3 you guise and I <3 this thread.
brilliant!
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