Wedding barges: I can't be the only one who..

[Lane1572]

Uses them for rail gun target practice?!

Everytime they pipe up I make a special detour

 

[aRtFuL]

I prefer popping funeral ships.

What better way for them to reconnect to their lost love ones than to send them there directly?

 

[Lane1572]

I prefer popping funeral ships.

What better way for them to reconnect to their lost love ones than to send them there directly?

i have played some 900 hours and never seen a funeral ship! Haha do they do the same annoying coms chatter?

 

[Lane1572]

Every single time. It cost me quite a bit in legacy fines.

"This is the best day of my life!" - "Then allow me to ruin it for you!"
"I haven't written my vows yet, what can I say?" - "Say OH MY GOD A HULL BREACH PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO DIE ON MY WEDDING DAY AAAAAAAARGH!"
"Please tune your screens in to the right frequency, help us celebrate this special day." - "Yes please do, for the pleasure of watching the groom burn alive the bride getting sucked out into space."

Bonus points if I can blow out their power plant or their life support and thrusters and FSD without destroying the ship. I then saunter off envisioning lovely scenes of slow asphyxiation, freezing to death and cannibalism.

Best day of her life indeed.

+ rep for being crazy like me.. Yet enough so to make me feel sane haha

 

[Gully Foyle]

Hatch Limpets. Steal the gifts.
o7

 

[Lane1572]

Hatch Limpets. Steal the gifts.
o7

i am out pirating and made sure to cargo scan the two I have destroyed tonight. None of them had any cargo unfortunately

 

[Valethar]

Shooting those things is the only way to make sure the Kardashians don't breed like tribbles and take over the galaxy. Instead of bounties, we should be getting faction rep and PP vouchers.

 

[CMDR Starschulz]

Just remember that every time you destroy a funeral ship another will take it's place for the crew on the first one.

 

[Valethar]

Just remember that every time you destroy a funeral ship another will take it's place for the crew on the first one.

Self fulfilling prophecy?

 

[aRtFuL]

Hatch Limpets. Steal the gifts.
o7

Should steal corpse from funeral ships instead :O

 

[Red Anders]

Just remember that every time you destroy a funeral ship another will take it's place for the crew on the first one.

A renewable resource. Better and better.

 

[dynamicbob]

its best used for target practice and piracy, always a good thing

 

[kofeyh]

Just remember that every time you destroy a funeral ship another will take it's place for the crew on the first one.

Perpetual motion, just add rail-gun.

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to remember those who tragically died remembering those who tragically died, remembering those who also tragically died remembering those remembering those who also tragically died remembering those who also..​

Hardpoints deployed.

 

[Kezha]

I see them and think to myself, thats cool, good for them!

i have even dropped in to some and was kind of amazed by their happyness, i then left. Because i am not evil!

Killing poor newlyweds, heresy!

 

[SpeakerToAliens]

i have played some 900 hours and never seen a funeral ship! Haha do they do the same annoying coms chatter?

I did a Mission to destroy one.

 

[SpeakerToAliens]

What we need is a toggle to turn off these really rally annoying "features". And just think, somebody actually thought it was a good idea to have this feature repeat more than once per year (probably the same person who decided not to bother testing the new multi-part Missions introduced in v1.5).

 

[smiths121]

I did a Mission to destroy one.

Hello SpeakerToAleins

Was that a specific mission or kill X Civilians?
I remember the missions back in beta, but I have not seen anything targeting a wedding barge for a long time.
Often wandered why they were still in the game, and assumed they were target practise/pirate fodder.

Simon

 

[wstephenson]

I thought of 6 1/2 missions that could involve them the other day. Must be feeling refreshed by the xmas break: https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showthread.php?t=220418&p=3359700#post3359700

They would all be pretty much doable with the game as it stands by treating passengers as cargo, as the escape pod missions do now.

 

[wenkman]

sickos...

!remember, every time you commit an evil act agains civillians the pythons thrusters get a little more nerfed!

 

[LeLv30_Superbus]

A mission exists which targets the wedding barge specifically. A revenge scenario of some sort, mafia or something. Only seen it once, though. I'm sure I have a screenshot but I'm at work.