Wedding barges: I can't be the only one who..
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You don't live in a large city, do you?
Here, where I live, a convoy of honking idiots passes me every other week. What could we expect from a star system with billions of inhabitants and not only a single city (where you can experience only things passing by - in contrast to space, where you can detect things from light-seconds away)?
And I have heard, that many people die, too. The larger the population, the more deads.
So, actually, you should be happy for not seeing even more of these POIs!
This is probably caused by the fact that only the rich and beautiful will be able to afford such sort of "party". But still, the percentage of celebrities and industrial leaders should be quite significant in an inhabited star system.
Who needs 27 Galactic talking toasters!? "You want some toast"
So are we thinking that these barges contain folk like Bieber and Kanye (granted, self professed beautiful people)? If that's the case, "Boris, fire up the Plasma Accelerator and hand me my hitting stick!"
I run a strict "no witness" policy.
Because one of them's already dead, right??
I sell weapons to rebels and anarchists.
I traffic human beings like they are cattle.
I wreck healthy young lives with the drugs I sell.
I blast open cargo bays, take my fill and leave no survivors.
Shoot wedding barges?
NEVER!
What kind of monster do you take me for?!
I traffic human beings like they are cattle.
I wreck healthy young lives with the drugs I sell.
I blast open cargo bays, take my fill and leave no survivors.
Shoot wedding barges?
NEVER!
What kind of monster do you take me for?!
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I once went into an USS so close to the local star that my cobra was up to 90+ in heat... and it was a wedding barge and its little convoy... heading straight into the sun at a lesurely pace. Strange. I also once saw one of them broadcast "I don't know if I can go through with this wedding" on system-wide comm.. must have ruined the mood a bit.
Also, why are they always ugly lumbering T9s?... People should get married on Orcas and Fer-De-Lances!..
So far I have never been fed up enough with them to attack, though... might help that I am mainly an explorer and most of my game time so far have been spent far away from all wedding barges... the day one turns up more than 10kLYs from Sol might be the day I snap!...
Also, why are they always ugly lumbering T9s?... People should get married on Orcas and Fer-De-Lances!..
So far I have never been fed up enough with them to attack, though... might help that I am mainly an explorer and most of my game time so far have been spent far away from all wedding barges... the day one turns up more than 10kLYs from Sol might be the day I snap!...
!remember, every time you commit an evil act agains civillians the pythons thrusters get a little more nerfed!
Noooo! not my Python! although I only use my Python for evil so I guess that's a bit of a catch 22
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I once went into an USS so close to the local star that my cobra was up to 90+ in heat... and it was a wedding barge and its little convoy... heading straight into the sun at a lesurely pace. Strange. I also once saw one of them broadcast "I don't know if I can go through with this wedding" on system-wide comm.. must have ruined the mood a bit.
Also, why are they always ugly lumbering T9s?... People should get married on Orcas and Fer-De-Lances!..
So far I have never been fed up enough with them to attack, though... might help that I am mainly an explorer and most of my game time so far have been spent far away from all wedding barges... the day one turns up more than 10kLYs from Sol might be the day I snap!...
In Empire space they do get married on Orcas.. everything is nicer over there.. unless, you know, you are a slave
How often have I seen: "I forgot my wedding vowels..."
Yes, the IQ in here is non-existent, seems, lol.
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wellwell, and here I was thinking they were so kind on them still... O_O
Yes, the IQ in here is non-existent, seems, lol.
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Cruel?You cruel people.. lool
wellwell, and here I was thinking they were so kind on them still... O_O
When I see someone admiring my Cargo on the coms, whether I have any or not. I know what is coming. I now start typing them back saying things like, "I am right here waiting for you Space Scum, come and meet death." Perhaps I have spent too much time in the Cockpit.
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It was a proper mission (in v1,3 IIRC) - Find the funeral ship in system XYZ and destroy it. It had several escorts, which I ignored. I just bored right in and blasted it (a T9). I had to make several high speed passes until his shields were down, then I let him have it point blank with my multi-cannons while his escorts tried to fry me. I had to high-wake out to escape.
You are all horrible people.
No we are not, there is nothing worse than seeing "3 cheers for the happy couple" appear on your screen to remind you that the only girl you ever loved 2 timed you, dumped you, then married the other guy within 2 weeks of dumping you.
Yeah lets have a happy zarking wedding just to touch the nerves of a drunk and embittered space pilot who then goes and blasts the wedding party with high energy weapons, yeah Sarah.. have a good time chocking to death after I've blown out the life support and smashed the power plant, I'll make sure your escort cant rescue you by blowing them up leaving you to die alone in the void, much as you killed my hopes and dreams.
Bill
<<back in therapy again
You cruel people.. lool
Having been married twice I can assure you that destroying a wedding barge is an act of absolute mercy!!!!