Frontier.....You have now made my life Hell

Dear Frontier,

I would like to take this short time to convey my feelings on what you have done on this day 10/04/14 .
After a hard day doing numerous husbandy chore's to keep the better half from going into one of her usual uncontrollable "Well I need something doing if you can but if you don't thats ok no sex for a month situations", I decided to check out my usual daily trek's into the forums to see what all those pesky Alpha tester's were up to to find that Beta upgrading was now available to us under the shoe type's .
One heard myself say "Whats that feeling I'm getting in the pit of my stomach ? ....it's not my reflux problem ....it must be excitement".So I quickly upgraded to premium Beta and unwrapped my brand new spanking X52 Pro from it's freshly opened box and proceeded to enter the universe that everyone is all feeling warm and fluffy about from the past few unincluded months .This is what I found .............!
Within 5 mins of playing all the young boy feelings of euphoria came over me like a prodigal son coming back home ......the control's were a joy to use with my new 8" shaft of goodness,I said to myself if this single example of what this game is giving me ,God help my marriage when this game goes Full Release.
So........This is where my abrupt Post title comes to light .Over the next few days I now have to commence sorting my family recreation vehicle(Caravan to you non Piky's) out for a trip with my beloved wife and youngest child to go on a well planned 5 day trip starting on Sunday to Northumberland where they filmed some of the Harry Potter filming coz he just loves all that magic my lad loves Harry and all his adventures. On returning on the Thursday the family recreation vehicle then gets turned into my portable man cave whereby me and a couple of other man cave lovers fill it up to the brim with Budwieser, Stella , Brandy and all the BBQ food you get consume (Rib eye Steaks at 11:30pm when you listening to heavy rock is a treat after 10 hrs of drinkin) and take the 2hr yomp to Donington Park to watch a full weekend of Touring Cars .
What this basically means is that I cannot concerntrate on Elite Dangerous's awesomeness now for another 10 more days due to all this distractive stuff I now have to remove myself from the computer, and to this effect is now going to make me a grumpy old fart for the next week and a bit as I wont be here with you lot overheating my beam lasers shooting them at some futuristic Jack Sparrow. You have no idea how this is going to turn out.........It's going to put me off Harry Potter , Drinking with my Bro's and want to smack Jason Plato in the kipper..........THANKS FOR MAKING MY LIFE HELL



P.S THANK YOU ,THANK YOU THANK YOU .........THIS IS WITHOUT DOUBT THE BEST 4HRS IVE HAD OF GAMING IN QUITE SOME TIME

P.S.S I STILL HATE YOU ..........(UNTIL I GET BACK) FANTASTIC JOB LADS CARRY ON THE HARD WORK,IT SHOWS THERE IS A LARGE AMOUNT OF TALENTED PEOPLE AT FRONTIER AND IT SHOWS IN YOUR WORK KUDOS GUYS;)
 
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Just a few more weeks and you'll be docking at the station to sell your cargo again just like old times ;)

Zee.......bit jealous that you'll be trading all that goodness ,as that was a big deal for me in the old days .Getting that extra couple of credits to upgrade ,rinse and repeat . Hope to see some more of your Vid's (they keep me going in the dead of the night )

Good luck with the Alpha testing everyone ...May can't some around quick enough
 
Good luck with the Alpha testing everyone ...May can't some around quick enough

many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell all ALPHAS that they may take all your cargo, but they'll never take... YOUR BETA!

sorry had to :eek:

enjoy the ride :D
 
many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell all ALPHAS that they may take all your cargo, but they'll never take... YOUR BETA!

sorry had to :eek:

enjoy the ride :D

You'll be prying my inventory log from my cold dead hands ....the Beta is mine I tell you .....MMIIIIIIINNNNNNEEEE!!!!

..but he is in Beta, so his first docking experience will be on 30th May no?

I have just started putting broken glass on your landing pad for that
 
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Loving the combat scenarios, I now get to play a bit rather than watching streams and youtube videos, have the overwhelming urge just to chill out in my ship rather than pew pew all the time, so that won't happen until May 30th! Oh well!
 
Loving the combat scenarios, I now get to play a bit rather than watching streams and youtube videos, have the overwhelming urge just to chill out in my ship rather than pew pew all the time, so that won't happen until May 30th! Oh well!

If anyone has an Oculus Rift, its actually really relaxing just sitting quietly and looking Zelada.
 
If anyone has an Oculus Rift, its actually really relaxing just sitting quietly and looking Zelada.

can't make my mind up on a triple set up or OR......I do a lot of sim racing as well so it's good to go for both situations ,just hope Facebook don't mess it up
 
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