The true story behind these events was revealed to my last night and i feel duty bound to share what i have discovered.
My little sisters best friends cousins niece has informed me that a particularly aggressive group of players from my little pony online are planning an all out griefing assault on elite dangerous, many hundreds of there players are assembling as we speak around the horse head nebula preparing for the attack, they may have also bought up as much FD stock as possible to drive down the price and i fear that may also have infiltrated the frontier board room. apparently this was all triggered by the suggestion that Todd the engineer had been modeled on vim diesel. now i can not confirm the truthfulness of this story but its currently the hottest topic in most kindergarten playgrounds, personally i,m not taking any chances and will be parking up my anaconda for a few days.
I have interrogated my own 6 year old son but he refuses to speak, which is very uncharacteristic and leads me to believe there may be some truth to these rumors. good luck commanders be careful out there.
A spokesman for the group has made 3 demands 1. At least 1 spaceship in elite must be named after a horse. 2. Todd must be given hair immediately. and 3 Version 2.1 must be delayed until June as to not conflict with the pony convention scheduled for late May.
Also note - You did not hear this from me - horses have been giving me strange looks all day and i,m getting concerned for my safety.
No one's that lucky....