The Coffin Dodgers

30 years ago, when the Thargoids were the bane of the galaxy, a large number of space traders, explorers and combat pilots worked together and helped banish the Thargoids - making the galaxy a safer place. With the threat of the Thargoids return, these 'old timers' returned to once again deal with the Thargoid menace.

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We are a group of perhaps mature, gentile folk with an alleged average age of possibly seventy five!

We are survivors of that first encounter with the much feared Thargoids and not only are we survivors, we also conquered those alien pests and now bring this experience to Elite Dangerous.

We might not be able to leave the station without using the 'facalities' first, we might have grey hair or no hair and we might carry a zimmer frame in the cargo hold if we need to go walk-about ... but we ALL have a wicked sense of humour and hopefully the skills required to deal with these pesky varmits.

Did we mention having a sense of humour.. I forget? We do have our own system, I think.

We do Powerplay and minor faction, a few of us are lost in space having forgotten how to get back having gone exploring.


If you are considering joining this group you must have a thick skin as we tend to notice that ‘Ooops’ moment and perhaps make an observation regarding this age related blunder.

You will hopefully enjoy not just playing this excellent game but more important than that... You might enjoy the cordial banter that we perhaps specialise in.

If you want to join, there are no complicated forms to fill in - no website to record your pension details - we just meet up on teamspeak.

server: ts.coffin-dodgers.rip


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Hi Danger,
How many times have old you how we think you are loosing control of your 'facalties' Okay it should be spelt with a 'u' but 'u' is getting old :)

We might not be able to leave the station without using the 'facalities' first
I am guessing you are talking about how we like to point percy at the porcelain :) but we are all getting past our sell by date :)

For folks that want to join in our very relaxed banter, danger has kindly posted the teamspeak link but sadly owing to a certain medical problem that has just seen me dodge that proverbial bullet... I am now no longer online as often as I would like but should always be available from no later than 10-30am each day for a good few hours .

If no one is hurling abuse at me then PLEASE, please feel free to send us your contact details...

reaper@coffin-dodgers.rip

We are here for a laugh, here for the banter, here for the team work and hopefully here to get as much from this game as possible.

Try before you die.... Ooops I meant try before you buy :)

Thanks Danger for that very nice banner and all the hard work you have done in getting us to where we area... Oh and by the way.... Where are we? :)
 
Thanks Danger for that very nice banner and all the hard work you have done in getting us to where we area... Oh and by the way.... Where are we? :)



Not sure where you are.. Me.... I'm over 18,000 lys from Sol.


I think I'm lost.

Good job I have my name and address written in the back of my underpants.
 
You make me feel young again. ;)

Remember: It`s not the cough that carries you off it`s the coffin they carry you off in! :rolleyes:
 
Go on The Coffin Dodgers today and did some undermining and what a blast, these guys know how to have fun. Jumped in and also had a drink with Milly lol...
 
Soooo we had a bit of fun yesterday with one of the old senores there, small ship vs big ship. An entertaining fight. Will take any spectators next time, should be fun as a video to record and post online. I had a blast. And was blasted away. But hey, there's only so much you can do from a Viper facing a shielded senseless Anaconda.
Good fun, made me sweat.
And I mean the jokes the old git pulled.
 
Ok well it's Monday night and my friend Jack Daniels came round for a few hours which helped but I have to apologise to Milly1 for thinking he was a canister and opening fire opppps ( not laughed so much in ages )
 
After being found wandering in space by the Alliance Outreach Program, I was hosed down and returned to the Independent Cryogenics Centre for the Bewildered. A Federal Social Worker suggested I be warmed up and sent here for rehabilitation! I'll look you up if I can remember...
 
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