General / Off-Topic R.I.P. Cmdr Isokix
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R.I.P.
It was a giant Cadburys cream egg with 3 little eggs inside, it was sooooo delicious. The question is should I go to the supermarket and buy another one or just own up ??
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He's gonna need our lord and savior...
Giant Turtle....
Giant Turtle....
Just tell her it hatched a flew off.
Condolences Isokix, if you need a place to hide for a while, I know a world on the outer rim where she'll never find you
And I thought forgetting my mum's birthday was bad. You got between a woman and her chocolate.... you went full retail, never go full retail.
Never own up Iso, you should know that, buy her another one, she will never know, oh and a secret large bar, so when she finishes the egg and feels down, you can offer her the secret bar, works every time.
Go to the supermarket and get two? Just in case you feel peckish later.
Robert Maynard
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Go to the supermarket - buy two more and hide your spare one for later when you get the urge to steal more of your wife's chocolate. I admire your bravery - I wouldn't dream of getting between my wife and chocolate....
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Oh my oh my my poor poor egg divorce will follow this CMDR. Mark my words (yaaarrrrr).
Oh my oh my my poor poor egg
divorce will follow this CMDR. Mark my words (yaaarrrrr).
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Oh my oh my my poor poor egg
On the bright side he will have a lot more Elite time.
See not so bad after all!!
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Speaking as a divorce attorney and a guy working on his third wife even now:
Both.
Both.
I'm really not sure you fully appreciate the scale of the problem here... "A woman scorned" is like a firecracker next to a thermo-nuclear weapon when you're talking about eating your wife's chocolate.
His computer is already in bits on the street.
I think that you may be underestimating the level of her anger. The incandescent rage of a woman who has had her chocolate stolen is enough to make a Supernova complain about the heat levels!