The charges brought forward against CMDR Sundae by the Board of Directors are as follows:
These charges, along with wildly decreasing levels of Smiles Per Gallon (SPG) and his inability to consistently deliver straight-thru-the-cockpit (STTC (ST2C)) solutions to CMDRs (he is a mediocre pilot on a good day) has caused major internal strife within SDC and has induced panic in our shareholders. I, along with the executive suite and senior board members have finalized both a vote of no-confidence and impeachment proceedings against our CEO and Chairman, CMDR Sundae. We have determined this action to be a necessary transition in order for our organization to move forward successfully and regenerate our reputation as a well-respected group--one that he so carelessly threw by the wayside, with his “content” and “smiles” and “fun.”
From the impeachment process we have determined that he has consistently refused to play in accordance with the spirit of the space game, and we are confident that he will be arbitrarily punished at a time of Frontier’s choosing. Sundae is hereby stripped of his status as Chairman and CEO, as well as stripped of his access to the “Barking Dog Chat Network Like in 101 Dalmations Disney Movie But In Space Game” (TS3), effective immediately. At this point we have also published a burn notice on the aforementioned CMDR, and will compensate any CMDRs that provide proof of execution.
A process for the election of a new CEO has already been completed, and many well-known and capable CMDRs were submitted for consideration. In the end, a highly contested in vitriolic process resulted in a 5-4 vote in favor of CMDR Harry Potter. CMDR Potter has demonstrated time and time again that he has both the Space-businessman acumen and penchant for creative content solutions that make him a choice so obvious that even AA could see it.
We would like to thank our shareholders for standing by us in these trying times, and we would like to reiterate our commitment to get back to our core business of delivering expertly crafted solutions for all CMDRs.
- Menu Logging out of the game
- Logging into Solo Mode (against SDC regulations)
- Attempt to log into mobius (speculated)
- Accusing z4.Mafia of streamsniping (prima facie absurd as he is a stand-up star-citizen)
- Wearing Kim Kardashian Designer glasses
These charges, along with wildly decreasing levels of Smiles Per Gallon (SPG) and his inability to consistently deliver straight-thru-the-cockpit (STTC (ST2C)) solutions to CMDRs (he is a mediocre pilot on a good day) has caused major internal strife within SDC and has induced panic in our shareholders. I, along with the executive suite and senior board members have finalized both a vote of no-confidence and impeachment proceedings against our CEO and Chairman, CMDR Sundae. We have determined this action to be a necessary transition in order for our organization to move forward successfully and regenerate our reputation as a well-respected group--one that he so carelessly threw by the wayside, with his “content” and “smiles” and “fun.”
From the impeachment process we have determined that he has consistently refused to play in accordance with the spirit of the space game, and we are confident that he will be arbitrarily punished at a time of Frontier’s choosing. Sundae is hereby stripped of his status as Chairman and CEO, as well as stripped of his access to the “Barking Dog Chat Network Like in 101 Dalmations Disney Movie But In Space Game” (TS3), effective immediately. At this point we have also published a burn notice on the aforementioned CMDR, and will compensate any CMDRs that provide proof of execution.
A process for the election of a new CEO has already been completed, and many well-known and capable CMDRs were submitted for consideration. In the end, a highly contested in vitriolic process resulted in a 5-4 vote in favor of CMDR Harry Potter. CMDR Potter has demonstrated time and time again that he has both the Space-businessman acumen and penchant for creative content solutions that make him a choice so obvious that even AA could see it.
We would like to thank our shareholders for standing by us in these trying times, and we would like to reiterate our commitment to get back to our core business of delivering expertly crafted solutions for all CMDRs.
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Its time for the heavy hitters to make a return.
