General / Off-Topic What's with the voices?
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Tom Jones ? :S 
Oooh - can I be the Voice of Nobody of Any Consequence?
Well personally I'm the voice of pointless pleading and the totally ignored parent.
As in my house all that can be heard is the following pitiful pleas and useless begging.
"No I haven't seen your PE Kit"
"Will somebody help me with the washing up"
"Yes it is your turn to do the wiping up your sister did it yesterday...or last month now I come to think about it."
"We do have a laundry basket you know"
Followed by
"Well, if you'd put it in the laundry basket it would have been washed and ironed"
"No I haven't got a spare £20 so you can go into the city"
"Please tidy your rooms? Please? hello? is anyone listening"
"How long has that plate been in your room? it's moving on it's own!!!"
"It's broad daylight, turn the <Aheming> Lights off."
Trust me being a Forum Moderator is a breeze after dealing with my two....delightful children...
As in my house all that can be heard is the following pitiful pleas and useless begging.
"No I haven't seen your PE Kit"
"Will somebody help me with the washing up"
"Yes it is your turn to do the wiping up your sister did it yesterday...or last month now I come to think about it."
"We do have a laundry basket you know"
Followed by
"Well, if you'd put it in the laundry basket it would have been washed and ironed"
"No I haven't got a spare £20 so you can go into the city"
"Please tidy your rooms? Please? hello? is anyone listening"
"How long has that plate been in your room? it's moving on it's own!!!"
"It's broad daylight, turn the <Aheming> Lights off."
Trust me being a Forum Moderator is a breeze after dealing with my two....delightful children...
I'm sure...
Actually, I do find that hate is way too much effort to spend on someone I don't like. Usually I just ignore them, unless they're funny.
Not yourself of course, as I believe this is our first forum interaction, (and I agree with you so...)
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Oooh - can I be the Voice of Nobody of Any Consequence?
I think Mavi... er Maji... er Mash has that covered...
the Voice of Voices! Since anyone claiming they speak authoritatively for any particular group is complete nonsense (which is your thing) you can now speak for all the Voices of anything and everything. All because you proclaim it so in the forums it must be accepted as righteous and true, which is the most nonsensical thing of them all.
I thought silence had a sound, not a voice.
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Awesome!
Once we get enough votes for that, I'll start demanding obedience and deference...
Might even take a Corvette out to Sag A* or Beagle Point and declare myself Empress of the known Universe...
Or maybe I won't bother... you know how much effort that sort of thing can be, and it'll only cause salty drama on the forums here.
Oooh! that's a good one... The Voice of Salty Drama
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Nope. Already taken. That's what Majivinishahsha(whatever is name is ) really means when calls himself the Voice of Open.
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Voice of the Beehive? They did an excellent cover of "Gimme Shelter" with Jimmy Somerville
A great classic
That guy in the picture has no nose, I wonder how he smells...
I know people with dyslexia, and it's not a matter for joking about, or are we moving onto bashing disabilities now? I really hope not.
How do you know he's joking? It might just be an observation with a suggestion that the person in question get themselves tested. As for making fun of real people, Havaloko or whatever his name is did that all too well.