The ridiculous pirate

I'm going to try out pirating in my Imperial Cutter at some point in the next few days, and make a series of rather odd demands of the players I'm pirating. So far, I'm thinking of a couple of things.

"Hi commander. I want your cargo."
"How much?"
"All of it."

I'm gonna get a T7 to do a barrel roll(!) for no reason and I'm sure I'm gonna drop a ton or 200 of biowaste onto a Corvette. Maybe offer to trade "some stuff" for some slaves as well. Might make a change from the sheer number of combat logging trader's I've endured recently.
 
"I'll trade you 50 of my regular slaves for 100 of your Imperial slaves. Sound good? Good."

"....can I go now?" -victim
 
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