Aliens approaching me with their hardpoints exposed? Thats what chastity belts are for...
FIRST CONTACT - The Commander's Guide
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Aliens approaching me with their hardpoints exposed? Thats what chastity belts are for...
Attention vessel of non human origin. This is the LNCV Revenant. Prepare for first contact protocol 01-A
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I have two first contact scenarios.
1: The aliens approach peacefully and indicate willingness to trade.
Response: Sell precious coffee and beer in exchange for worthless meta-alloys, platinum, and painite, which surely grow on trees where they come from.
2: The aliens barge in guns blazing and start killing people.
Response: Battle stations! For the Federation, and Democracy!
1: The aliens approach peacefully and indicate willingness to trade.
Response: Sell precious coffee and beer in exchange for worthless meta-alloys, platinum, and painite, which surely grow on trees where they come from.
2: The aliens barge in guns blazing and start killing people.
Response: Battle stations! For the Federation, and Democracy!
We Federation pilots are going to free the living [EXPLETIVE DELETED] outta whatever these things are.
Why don't we invite them to join a committee, so that we can sit down and talk about our differences together ? [heart]
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I will attempt to convey philosophy .-.
Screw science and mathematics .-.
I will attempt to convey philosophy .-.
Screw science and mathematics .-.
We need to do another CG, to supply professor Palin?...or some other boffin, to construct a basic 'universal translator' module.
I can't personally see me working out *any* first contact messages...that might be needed in the short term, (especially after a couple of pints of strong cider). [where is it]
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Jack
I can't personally see me working out *any* first contact messages...that might be needed in the short term, (especially after a couple of pints of strong cider). [where is it]
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Jack
Please don't let the first encounter happen to some 2nd amendment fanatic... god please...
*Chuckles in the background*
verminstar
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I can barely type a single damned comment without hitting the family friendly swear filters in this place where I have to follow rules and guidelines.
Trying to imagine a first contact encounter out in a place where no such rules exist...I'm actually laughing at meself with the realization the consequences of such an encounter.
Let's hope it's not an fdev staged first contact over a live feed with kids in the room ^^
Trying to imagine a first contact encounter out in a place where no such rules exist...I'm actually laughing at meself with the realization the consequences of such an encounter.
Let's hope it's not an fdev staged first contact over a live feed with kids in the room ^^
You forgot:
5. Troll forums complaining about getting griefed by aliens.
6. Troll forums complaining about insurance buybacks.
[Cue: Magic Carpet Ride]:Congratulations you are humanity's first contact ambassador; first Starbuck's on the right and on until morning!Why don't we invite them to join a committee, so that we can sit down and talk about our differences together ?
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Have you seen the setting we're in? All of us are flying around in privately owned warships, I have a sneaking suspicion that nobody in the Elite galaxy would bat an eye at a personal sidearm.
Sorry. I was only thinking in-game. My bad.
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I [redacted] totally [redacted] hear ya man! I [redacted] think I [redacted] must have [redacted] turettes or [redacted] something, 'cause I [redacted] came from a [redacted] forum where the only [redacted] rule was [redacted] "no personal [redacted] insults", [redacted] lol.
Dude, if you so much as twitch in the wrong direction, I'll rip your arm/tentacle/whatever out of its socket and beat you with the soggy end!
First thing to ask the alien: are you single or married?
I don't know about you guys, but if someone from an alien race asks me out on a first contact, I would feel very flattered (or awkward if they look like giant roaches, but in that case, we might as well start shooting each other right away)
I don't know about you guys, but if someone from an alien race asks me out on a first contact, I would feel very flattered (or awkward if they look like giant roaches, but in that case, we might as well start shooting each other right away)
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