There are whiny, lily-livered, pusillanimous fussbudgets being billed in the Passenger Lounge as 'Famous Explorers'
If they're famous, they should be used to the paparazzi by now, right? But oh, no, don't let 'em scan the ship.
If they're explorers, they should maybe have a bit more ambition than trundling a couple of thousand lights to visit a tourist spot.
If they're explorers long enough to get famous, they should understand that the occasional hard landing THAT WE ALL WALKED AWAY FROM YOU GREAT WET HEN is part of the breaks of the exploring game. A bit of a shaking when you're taking a swing by a neutron star? I should be charging you extra for this sort of thing YOU WRETCHED WHINING SACK OF WEASEL SPIT THIS IS PART OF THE AUTHENTIC EXPLORING EXPERIENCE YOU'VE NOT BEEN OUT IN THE BLACK PROPERLY IF YOU'RE NOT LIMPING HOME WITH AN EMPTY AFMU AND DINGS IN THE HULL AN ARCTURAN MEGA-ELEPHANT COULD MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE TO.
(OK, I admit the bit where I ever so slightly dinged the tourist beacon was on me BUT MAYBE IF WE COULD ACTUALLY EXPLORE INSTEAD OF HANGING AROUND THE MAN-MADE NAVIGATIONAL HAZARDS THIS SORT OF THING WOULDN'T HAPPEN.)
Can we PLEASE stop billing this particular class of self-loading cargo as 'Famous' 'Explorers' until they learn not to give me quite so much earache over the WELL-KNOWN AND FULLY ACCEPTED BREAKS OF THE GAME YOU CLAIM TO BE FAMOUS FOR PLAYING DON'T MAKE ME COME BACK THERE YOU RABBLE OF POLTROONS.
Item for the developers' to-do list: when we get the legs upgrade, make it a thing that we can go back into the passenger area with a length of pressure hose and thrash some sense in to, and the sense of entitlement out of, the pismires who seem to think that they can go out in the black and expect the whole thing to be as uneventful as a mid-week stay in a Premier inn?
If they're famous, they should be used to the paparazzi by now, right? But oh, no, don't let 'em scan the ship.
If they're explorers, they should maybe have a bit more ambition than trundling a couple of thousand lights to visit a tourist spot.
If they're explorers long enough to get famous, they should understand that the occasional hard landing THAT WE ALL WALKED AWAY FROM YOU GREAT WET HEN is part of the breaks of the exploring game. A bit of a shaking when you're taking a swing by a neutron star? I should be charging you extra for this sort of thing YOU WRETCHED WHINING SACK OF WEASEL SPIT THIS IS PART OF THE AUTHENTIC EXPLORING EXPERIENCE YOU'VE NOT BEEN OUT IN THE BLACK PROPERLY IF YOU'RE NOT LIMPING HOME WITH AN EMPTY AFMU AND DINGS IN THE HULL AN ARCTURAN MEGA-ELEPHANT COULD MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE TO.
(OK, I admit the bit where I ever so slightly dinged the tourist beacon was on me BUT MAYBE IF WE COULD ACTUALLY EXPLORE INSTEAD OF HANGING AROUND THE MAN-MADE NAVIGATIONAL HAZARDS THIS SORT OF THING WOULDN'T HAPPEN.)
Can we PLEASE stop billing this particular class of self-loading cargo as 'Famous' 'Explorers' until they learn not to give me quite so much earache over the WELL-KNOWN AND FULLY ACCEPTED BREAKS OF THE GAME YOU CLAIM TO BE FAMOUS FOR PLAYING DON'T MAKE ME COME BACK THERE YOU RABBLE OF POLTROONS.
Item for the developers' to-do list: when we get the legs upgrade, make it a thing that we can go back into the passenger area with a length of pressure hose and thrash some sense in to, and the sense of entitlement out of, the pismires who seem to think that they can go out in the black and expect the whole thing to be as uneventful as a mid-week stay in a Premier inn?
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