Reminds me of the "Monty Python {Mission} Shop Skit":
I'ld like a mission please... We have lots of really nice missions, what type of mission would you like?
Oooh, May I have that really tasty looking 3.5 Mil 1-hop Palladium Delivery Mission please? {Mission Failed} Ooops Sorry, we just ran out!
OK, how about that 2.5 Mil Gold Cargo Mission? {Mission Failed} Oh No, never at the end of the week....
1 Mil Water Purifier Mission? {Mission Failed} Cat Just Got it...
Biowaste Mission? {Mission Failed} The delivery Van just broke down...
Clothing Mission? {Mission Failed} No...
You do have Missions to accept, right? Well, we ARE a Mission delivery shop sir! The best in the Galaxy!
Data delivery mission? {Mission Failed} No...
...and so on...