100% fair mode

[amigacooke]

To remove all perceptions of unfairness, I propose a new mode:

100% fair mode.

This will allow nothing that gives even a hint of advantage to any player, human or otherwise. There will be no interaction with any form of hardware, as superior hardware (Macs) will give an obvious advantage.

By a happy co-incidence not being able to switch ED on to play will cure all the other forms of unfairness at a stroke.

Development wise it is also genius as a version that isn't going to be required to be used is much easier to bug test and deliver on schedule.

I feel this new mode will cure all problems with immediate effect!

I await my MBE for saving ED with eager anticipation.

 

[Stachel]

Totally agree. I think we really need to look at some kind of universal free healthcare as well.

 

[Cody]

<sniggers>

 

[Space_Killer69]

It'd still have more engaging gameplay than a certain other space based sim undergoing development at the moment.

*I'll get mi coat.

 

[LCplCombat]

Can I use a mouse with more than the usual two buttons? Or is that cheating?

 

[Yaffle]

I GIVE UP.

THAT'S IT, I AM LEAVING. NOW.

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I'M BACK TO ADD IT'S TIME WE ALL LEFT UNTIL THIS MODE IS PUT IN. NOW I'M GONE.


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I'VE DONE A YOUTUBE VID OF ME LEAVING.


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IT DEMONSTRATES THE FOLLY OF THE CURRENT BIASED MODEL.


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YOU SHOULD WATCH IT.



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PLEASE.



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I'M GOING NOW, NOBODY CARES. YOU ALL WANT IT SO UNFAIR.

Spoiler

 

[Viajero]

This will allow nothing that gives even a hint of advantage to any player, human or otherwise. There will be no interactive with any form of hardware, as superior hardware (Macs) will give an obvious advantage.

I dont think Macs will give any advantage at all! Especially since it can now support windows!

Spoiler

 

[noodle]

To remove all perceptions of unfairness, I propose a new mode:

100% fair mode

It's called single player mode

 

[CaptainSodom]

Hear hear! Carebears unite in our soft-walled womb of a warm, moist space.

 

[noodle]

warm, moist space.

That turn of phrase really doesn't combine well with your username

 

[Yaffle]

That turn of phrase really doesn't combine well with your username

Indeed. Should Commander Gomorrah turn up we are in real trouble.

 

[fireFly1000]

I dont think Macs will give any advantage at all! Especially since it can now support windows!

Spoiler

Good one.
Btw, I'm purposefully avoiding the encouraging of biblical jokes.

 

[CaptainSodom]

That turn of phrase really doesn't combine well with your username

Yes, I guess I should have specified the need to use lube if we enter such spaces.

*ducking the mods*

 

[noodle]

Yes, I guess I should have specified the need to use lube if we enter such spaces.

*ducking the mods*

There goes the *carebears' hope of safe passage

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Spoiler

tongue in... erm... cheek?

 

[amigacooke]

Hmm, it seems we have the writers for the next 'Carry on' film visiting.

 

[noodle]

Hmm, it seems we have the writers for the next 'Carry on' film visiting.

"Carry on Supercruising"?

 

[CaptainKremmen]

"Carry on Up the Coriolis"

 

[noodle]

"Carry on Up the Coriolis"

Shhh. You'll lower the.... oh, wait. Too late!

 

[[VR] Mad Mike]

i will just be happy with the modes as were promised in the kickstarter thanks.

i always feel that reading up on a product before committing to it is a nice idea, that way you do not have to throw your toys out of the pram as much trying to force in changes if you find any core design issues obnoxious**

**Sadly it does not always work out however, sometimes the children throwing toys out of the pram may sometimes make such a noise that perhaps the devs feel bullied into making changes and backtracking on original promises..... then I guess my toys get thrown out too


Nice try tho!

 

[Hootmon]

"Carry on Up the Coriolis"

Make sure spin matching is turned on.