Hilarious PK trolling

Lucifer Hate

Lucifer Hate
Rampant said:
I've just been having a laugh at PK players at the CG system. Sitting out at 500Ls or so from the action just checking out the overpowered wings of Corvettes, Cutters, Pythons - and writing down the CMDR names - how they must feel so brave interdicting singleton Asps and Type 6s. So brave indeed.

Anyway. Once in a while there would be no new players arrive. So one or more players would finally choose to fly out to meet me. Maybe say hi. Probably with a view to just blowing up my ship with no comms. Once they're at the same distance from star as me I would just drop down.

I found this hilarious. How I giggled at the futility. Perhaps this gave an opportunity for another otherwise-victim to slip past to destination.

I recommend this as a fun distraction.

Code even messaged to offer a "parlay".

As if.

See ya suckers.
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So do you expect pirates to interdict war machines. What would be the use? Pirates go after cargo vessels in case you didn't know that
 

jasonbarron

jasonbarron
Duane Dibbley said:
Schoolgirls...& PvP groupies eh, Jason? "Oh Rinzler, you're soooo great & handsome & hilarious [heart]" *giggles & blushes*
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Dear Duane,

This jealous forum stalking of me has to stop. It's over between us, and it has been for a long time. I needed some hot PvP action and a man who could really handle his hardpoints, and every time I pointed my C4 PA at you, you just burst into tears at the thought of being covered in my plasma and logged into Mobius. I just felt so rejected, like it was something wrong with ME...and then I developed some self-respect and finally realized the problem lay with you and your low self-esteem issues. Please just accept my decision: it is over between us! And stop sending me private messages begging me to give you another chance.

Sincerely,

CMDR Jason Barron

P.S. I now call you "Dribbley" and I think you know why:)
 
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sewerratuk

sewerratuk
Rampant said:
I've just been having a laugh at PK players at the CG system. Sitting out at 500Ls or so from the action just checking out the overpowered wings of Corvettes, Cutters, Pythons - and writing down the CMDR names - how they must feel so brave interdicting singleton Asps and Type 6s. So brave indeed.

Anyway. Once in a while there would be no new players arrive. So one or more players would finally choose to fly out to meet me. Maybe say hi. Probably with a view to just blowing up my ship with no comms. Once they're at the same distance from star as me I would just drop down.

I found this hilarious. How I giggled at the futility. Perhaps this gave an opportunity for another otherwise-victim to slip past to destination.

I recommend this as a fun distraction.

Code even messaged to offer a "parlay".

As if.

See ya suckers.
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Cool story
 

CMDR GTR2014

CMDR GTR2014
Rampant said:
I've just been having a laugh at PK players at the CG system. Sitting out at 500Ls or so from the action just checking out the overpowered wings of Corvettes, Cutters, Pythons - and writing down the CMDR names - how they must feel so brave interdicting singleton Asps and Type 6s. So brave indeed.

Anyway. Once in a while there would be no new players arrive. So one or more players would finally choose to fly out to meet me. Maybe say hi. Probably with a view to just blowing up my ship with no comms. Once they're at the same distance from star as me I would just drop down.

I found this hilarious. How I giggled at the futility. Perhaps this gave an opportunity for another otherwise-victim to slip past to destination.

I recommend this as a fun distraction.

Code even messaged to offer a "parlay".

As if.

See ya suckers.
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I normally don't go out in a Python but today I was felling for something diferent... while you we're "trolling" (how childish), I successfully stolen 100T of cargo from players, I had a great time in these 1 or 2 hours. Good to see I made you happy for logging when anyone got closer to you because i have in video you logged (nah, i wont upload :> )

Anyway... good game, you had a laugh of we pirates and we we're having fun making you LOG/"Drop down" while there was no one to stole from (haply very rare today )


See you in the black....

Oh and tomorrow I'll be back to my old trusty Cobra ;) Feel free to attack me ;)

Anyway... this is a good read : https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showt...dgers-of-history!”-Pirates-in-Elite-Dangerous
 
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Archvillain

Archvillain
CMDR GTR2014 said:
Good to see I made you happy for logging when anyone got closer to you because i have in video you logged (nah, i wont upload :> )
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Dropping out of supercruise to regular-space isn't logging. I can't tell; are you disputing OP's actions, or bringing up something else?
 
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Chris Simon

Chris Simon
It can be called a modern version of mine-sweeping and anti-U-boat duty the destroyers did for convoys.
Group of people in small, fast ships to pester the wolves, preying on sheep. Every minute they aren't in SC is invaluable for transports. :)
 

Taluss

Taluss
Ok I'm confused not about the cliggling, tho come to think of it I am confused as to how this chat got from CG to cliggling but even more about PKs. What the ... is a PK? Pirate Kisser? Pirate Knocker? Python Kisser? Parkour?
 

NascentChemist

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Taluss said:
Ok I'm confused not about the cliggling, tho come to think of it I am confused as to how this chat got from CG to cliggling but even more about PKs. What the ... is a PK? Pirate Kisser? Pirate Knocker? Python Kisser? Parkour?
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Player killer. The OP was drawing the horde of gankers in a CG a few hundred light-seconds away from anything useful before low-waking. They wasted the PK's time and distracted them.
 

jasonbarron

jasonbarron
NascentChemist said:
Player killer. The OP was drawing the horde of gankers in a CG a few hundred light-seconds away from anything useful before low-waking. They wasted the PK's time and distracted them.
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C'mon man, you left out the best part: he openly confessed to giggling and was accused of clogging shortly thereafter hence my coining of the phrase "cliggling."
 
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