Elite Dangerous vs. Farming Simulator

[Sonof Hibachi]

Wow, honest pirates are a very rare breed! I stand corrected....

Awww, some of them are quite sweet:

Pirate: "Drop your cargo blah blah"

Hibachi: Hmmm, how do I deploy the SLF again? Let me think...

ping ping ping most shields gone,

Eventually Lexi Graves is in the fighter. Asking for instructions.

Lexi: "Show me the target CMDR"

Me: "How about that bloody Asp currently shredding my shields? You know, the one where the big sparkly stuff comes out of his guns INTO my sh....OK Our ship, just shoot the bloody thing!"

Lexi: "I'm on half shields CMDR".

Me: "What?! You're still docked in my ship, how can you be on half shields?"

Lexi: "I'm mostly harmless CMDR, you pay peanuts, you get pixelated girlfriends who look good in a white flight suit".

Me: "What the flying fu.....pfft...sprft...snoogins...you are sac...ffzztf...burrrp...silly co...zizzle...arrghfftdw"

Pirate: "Sorry boys and girls, didn't mean to interrupt, perhaps I'll come back later?"

Lexi: "zzssft...unt, I'll fu...ssdfgg...fizzpft... your bl--dght backside!"

Me: "<redacted> <redacted> <redacted>"

Pirate: Ok, I'm off, if you two fruitcakes try to follow me, well, I know people OK?"

Lexi: "..pfft...rick! And don't come back! Score one for me CMDR!"

Me: *sigh*

 

[Siobhan]

Hehe, I'm no SDC I am a lone wolf honest Pirate

 

[X-Terminator]

I've yet to Pirate a Player. I only hope they do oblige and "abandon" requested cargo rather than drop it as "stolen" by me.

 

[Sonof Hibachi]

I have just under 800 hours on steam and about half that off it so I have played a lot of ED, as well as being old enough to play its forerunners. As off now, nope not played for a while think I parked up a few weeks before 2.3 dropped, and not found my way back into my cockpit, been busy playing ME,4.

As for the forums I post positive posts when I feel the need to, and post negative posts when I feel the need to. It's a free forum last time I checked. I never said and have never said the game was broken, or are we talking about the game in the OP as that would be a no to that one too.

I apologise, I am a little drunk and I'm posting nonsense. I meant no offence so please ignore me.

 

[lokvette]

I apologise, I am a little drunk and I'm posting nonsense. I meant no offence so please ignore me.

None taken, have a one for me