General / Off-Topic Covfefe ! We shall have the explanation one day

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you guys don't live in the real world do you?

None of us are living in the real world. We are all living in an alternative reality where the American voters were stupid enough to elect Donald Trump as President... a world where the Whitehouse spokespersons have no idea what's going on, and are contradicted by the President all the time.

Has anyone out there got some sort of science fiction machine that can slip me back into the reality where we have a sensible President?
 
None of us are living in the real world. We are all living in an alternative reality where the American voters were stupid enough to elect Donald Trump as President... a world where the Whitehouse spokespersons have no idea what's going on, and are contradicted by the President all the time.

Has anyone out there got some sort of science fiction machine that can slip me back into the reality where we have a sensible President?

I think going back to Kennedy would be a bit difficult, time machines are a tricky beast you know.
 
I got a silver machine

I think going back to Kennedy would be a bit difficult, time machines are a tricky beast you know.

I was hoping for a machine that could take me sideways through time instead of backwards, but thanks for the lift. Drop me off at Kennedy and I'll make my own way back to the present from there.
 
I was hoping for a machine that could take me sideways through time instead of backwards, but thanks for the lift. Drop me off at Kennedy and I'll make my own way back to the present from there.

Stopping him from being killed would be a good start.
 
Can i ask, who have i elected? as you seem to know 'than you have elected'

"you" = The American voting public.
Not any specific individual. That interpretation casts the comments in a light not foreseen or intended. This is by no means a personal issue, or attack on any specific person.

It is however, a rather general observation on an idiocracy.

O7 Cmdr.
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So stick these FACTS in your pipe and smoke them.
Irefuttable truth rather than the junk / fake news posted earlier.

Personally, I have Trump on "Ignore". All he has to offer is debunked nonsense. If you just take that as the default, you can skip past the litigation of his transparent lies, and ask more interesting questions, like " How do humans believe this person?"

I offer a hypothesis: that it requires an organic brain lesion in their ventromedial prefrontal cortex.
There are some studies that confirm this idea.

Since it's widespread in the US population, particularly in the south, I'm beginning to wonder if there has been an outbreak of subclinical viral encephalitis. Possibly spread by mosquito like West Nile.
 
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Just earned myself a covfefe badge.

I brought bagels on National Donut Day.

Whatever, my last day at this job, who cares!
 
"you" = The American voting public.
Not any specific individual. That interpretation casts the comments in a light not foreseen or intended. This is by no means a personal issue, or attack on any specific person.

It is however, a rather general observation on an idiocracy.

O7 Cmdr.
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Personally, I have Trump on "Ignore". All he has to offer is debunked nonsense. If you just take that as the default, you can skip past the litigation of his transparent lies, and ask more interesting questions, like " How do humans believe this person?"

I offer a hypothesis: that it requires an organic brain lesion in their ventromedial prefrontal cortex.
There are some studies that confirm this idea.

Since it's widespread in the US population, particularly in the south, I'm beginning to wonder if there has been an outbreak of subclinical viral encephalitis. Possibly spread by mosquito like West Nile.

Seem directed at me;

I would freely concede that my country is led by imbeciles and half wits. However, EVEN they are still part of the global average. Today, everybody has a better, smarter Government than you have elected. Everybody.


...only as you quoted me in your reply.. seem directed at me... if that's really not what you mean, okay. but i should say... i'm not in the USA... so i'm not part of the general 'you', you say you where referring too.
 
Seem directed at me;

I would freely concede that my country is led by imbeciles and half wits. However, EVEN they are still part of the global average. Today, everybody has a better, smarter Government than you have elected. Everybody.


...only as you quoted me in your reply.. seem directed at me... if that's really not what you mean, okay. but i should say... i'm not in the USA... so i'm not part of the general 'you', you say you where referring too.

I concur on that one mate, we need to take a time machine to get back to when it was ok.
 
Just earned myself a covfefe badge.

I brought bagels on National Donut Day.

Whatever, my last day at this job, who cares!

Are you happy or sad, can't tell?

if you're happy congrats mate, if sad, I'm sorry to hear that.
 
I'm sure I can get a good view of things from the top of this grassy knoll
If you can go all the way back to that time; why not go back another three to four hours and confiscate the assault rifles? Then J.F.K. would not have suffered a massive head wound and probably would have survived the day.
 
If you can go all the way back to that time; why not go back another three to four hours and confiscate the assault rifles? Then J.F.K. would not have suffered a massive head wound and probably would have survived the day.

Pfft! If you're going to do that, go back a bit further and show the guys writing the constitution what a modern assault rifle is capable of doing.
 
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