General / Off-Topic Buffalo Flies

Also known as the "black fly", these pose more of a threat to humanity than the Thargoids. Perhaps they are Thargoids using Pym particles. Regardless, anyone beside myself suffering from what seems to be an extra bad season of these nasty, evil, little devils from hell? I'm talking IRL, of course.
 
No idea about buffalo flies, but normal flies die in their droves when they hit the face-plate of my motorbike helmet :-D
 
I require pictures of said buffalo fly.

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Their bite is way bigger than their "bark". I think they're called buffalo flies because they can take down a buffalo (or at least drive it crazy) with their sheer numbers. I'd much rather combat one fly the size of a buffalo - this is America after all, we've got guns ;) There ain't no weapon for these diablo-sent nanobot attack drones, however.
 
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Their bite is way bigger than their "bark". I think they're called buffalo flies because they can take down a buffalo (or at least drive it crazy) with their sheer numbers. I'd much rather combat one fly the size of a buffalo - this is America after all, we've got guns ;) There ain't no weapon for these diablo-sent nanobot attack drones, however.
the thargoid invasion of the humans home world was a failure due to a massive error in the calculations of scale ( misquote )
 
flashbacks to my trip through the jungle in Malaysia but without the troop of monkeys hoards of giant bitey spiders and rascally snakes not to mention the crocodiles that lie in wait for scrawny white tourists on the trails, only agreed to go as the wifi was down
 
Interestingly,the most deadly organism in the World is the Mosquito.

Ironically DDT the one sure way of killing mosquitoes killed a few hundred people a year, so the world supposedly banned it. Milaria still kills more than 4,000,000 people a year. Go figure
 
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