Most Honorable Thargoids,
I, Zarek Null, Overlord of the Eravate star system, offer you my sincere regards. Like you, I too wish to see humanity's illegitimate hold over the milky way galaxy once and for all relinquished.
Are you aware that as a species, thoughout history, human beings have held a barbaric disregard for nearly all insectoid lifeforms? In their language itself, they use phrases like "stop bugging me", "insignificant as an ant", revealing their absolute disrespect for insectkind. Did you know that humans often consider mammals to be "cute", birds to be "beautiful", fish to be "exotic", yet insects are reviled as "creepy" and "disgusting". Have you heard that some deplorable humans even make killing innocent insects their entire livelyhood?
I wish to make very clear that I personally regard insects as the greatest lifeform in our universe--especially those with higher order cognitive function. And insects, undeniably, have more objective beauty and worth than any other living thing. You, the Thargoids, are among most important beings in the known universe. You deserve the utmost respect. And you deserve to rule. The proper role for the majority of human beings is subservience to insectkind.
Most elevated Thargoids, I offer you my loyalty. Allow me to help you gain your rightful place in this galaxy. I am an expert on humanity. I know their weaknesses. I can communicate your will to them in a way they can understand. But know this: there is a human saying "might makes right.". Ultimately, the universal language of humanity is violence. If you provide me with your technology, giving me a military advantage over other humans, only then will I be most effective at carrying out your will. Otherwise, your messages through me might very well be ignored.
This is what I propose. Provide me with a few of your ships and weapons. And in return, I am yours to command.
I look forward to working with you. If you understand this message, please transmit your response to the Eravate star system.
Sincerely,
Zarek Null
Overlord of Eravate
Thargoid Coadjutor
I, Zarek Null, Overlord of the Eravate star system, offer you my sincere regards. Like you, I too wish to see humanity's illegitimate hold over the milky way galaxy once and for all relinquished.
Are you aware that as a species, thoughout history, human beings have held a barbaric disregard for nearly all insectoid lifeforms? In their language itself, they use phrases like "stop bugging me", "insignificant as an ant", revealing their absolute disrespect for insectkind. Did you know that humans often consider mammals to be "cute", birds to be "beautiful", fish to be "exotic", yet insects are reviled as "creepy" and "disgusting". Have you heard that some deplorable humans even make killing innocent insects their entire livelyhood?
I wish to make very clear that I personally regard insects as the greatest lifeform in our universe--especially those with higher order cognitive function. And insects, undeniably, have more objective beauty and worth than any other living thing. You, the Thargoids, are among most important beings in the known universe. You deserve the utmost respect. And you deserve to rule. The proper role for the majority of human beings is subservience to insectkind.
Most elevated Thargoids, I offer you my loyalty. Allow me to help you gain your rightful place in this galaxy. I am an expert on humanity. I know their weaknesses. I can communicate your will to them in a way they can understand. But know this: there is a human saying "might makes right.". Ultimately, the universal language of humanity is violence. If you provide me with your technology, giving me a military advantage over other humans, only then will I be most effective at carrying out your will. Otherwise, your messages through me might very well be ignored.
This is what I propose. Provide me with a few of your ships and weapons. And in return, I am yours to command.
I look forward to working with you. If you understand this message, please transmit your response to the Eravate star system.
Sincerely,
Zarek Null
Overlord of Eravate
Thargoid Coadjutor
