I heard SC is secretly funded by the NSA and Eric Snowden was upset when replaced by Chris Roberts, which lead to his defection to the former USSR. Putin, an avid ED player and Alpha backer, took Snowden under his repressive wing in an attempt to thwart Chris Roberts bid for world domination.
When Angela Merkel was found to have backed ED, her cell phone was subsequently tapped.
Israel, after catching Palestinians playing SC, invaded the Gaza Strip.
Fox news claims CNN are "ED terrorist". CNN insist Fox news is forcing people to become "Star Citizens" or face deportation back to Mexico.
My mother refused to make me my favorite meal (biscuits and gravy) saying; "Why don't you go have tea and biscuits with your rebel friends"?
I haven't had sex in a week, after the Mrs. caught me posting on this forum. She's filed for divorce stating "Cruel and unusual game affiliation" as grounds for the termination.
My sons will no longer sleep on their bunk-beds. As one is an ED fan, the other a SC fan, both insist they be on top.
The world is ending my friends.
[edit] The one son has been put up for adoption.