Fuel rats new service.... repair rats!
Morning Sir, quite a bump you have there.
My name is Carl and I'll be your Repair Rats™ accident repair coordinator today. Now, if you wouldn't mind filling getting stuck into these forms as we chat, this one in triplicate please, I'll fill you in on the whole process. We'll start getting the paperwork out of the way. Once the info is entered into the system, we'll sign off on an estimate and get that over to the adjusters. Seven to ten days later, he'll cut an authorization for the body work and we'll get you an appointment with one of our highly trained authorized limpet repair technicians. You'll need alternative transport during that time, but if interested my brother-in-law can set you up with a Viper MK III rental for a few days. It's not much, but it's better than holding your breath in vacuum.
Now, you said when you called us that you hit an asteroid, so that will be under your comprehensive plan with a 10,000 credit deductible... There's no need to use that sort of language, sir. That's the policy you took with us. Comprehensive coverage is subject to a 10,000 credit deductible. Now, as I was saying, once the adjuster gives the thumb-up, we'll get a ship with repair limpets here in just one or two days. Normally, the lads would be quicker, but a lot of them are out supporting the Buckyball Racers, we're official sponsors, you understand. Then once the technician is on-site, there's just the final invoice for the limpets used, mileage for the repair vehicle, oh and the fuel surcharge, of course. You'll be glad to hear that tips are discouraged.