Combat aftermath: Its made of glue!.....

Ok so i dug out my Cobra MKIII and did what she does best: farmed planetary materials, did chained missions, delivered data and generally boosted around like an idiot with my G5 dirty tuned thrusters.

All good and well, nothing out of the ordinary. I even gave her a steam punk look just for the hell of it:

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Decided it was time to get those groovy space shades that are all over the vid feeds as well, Groovy:

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So off i went, enjoying the views, and farming the beejezus nickel and iron in prep for DECN exped and those repair limpet thingies I will need to synthesise:

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Until it all got weird of course....I investigated an unexpected signal source which turned out to be combat aftermath. Great i thought, free stuff as my Northern English lineage came to the fore with the words 'free' and 'stuff' kicking in some primal need to scrounge. I stopped and saw the sad remains of a very dead, very fragmented Anaconda. The signal source was coming from within the guts of this thing:

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I got a little target fixated and got completely stuck in her guts. Nice:

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I tried everything: bad language, lube, thrusting in and out of her, hell i even said I loved her: all to no avail. I am currently still deep within her with no way of getting out. Going to set up camp here for a bit, got a crate of JD which needs sampling.


This is CMDR Voorheez, last survivor of the Damocles, drinking myself silly...
 
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Ok so i dug out my Cobra MKIII and did what she does best: farmed planetary materials, did chained missions, delivered data and generally boosted around like an idiot with my G5 dirty tuned thrusters.

All good and well, nothing out of the ordinary. I even gave her a steam punk look just for the hell of it:

https://i.imgur.com/igCkGSp.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/Bzyr64w.jpg

Decided it was time to get those groovy space shades that are all over the vid feeds as well, Groovy:

https://i.imgur.com/OkzeZwj.jpg

So off i went, enjoying the views, and farming the beejezus nickel and iron in prep for DECN exped and those repair limpet thingies I will need to synthesise:

https://i.imgur.com/Q8DfamE.jpg

Until it all got weird of course....I investigated an unexpected signal source which turned out to be combat aftermath. Great i thought, free stuff as my Northern English lineage came to the fore with the words 'free' and 'stuff' kicking in some primal need to scrounge. I stopped and saw the sad remains of a very dead, very fragmented Anaconda. The signal source was coming from within the guts of this thing:

https://i.imgur.com/BarbRkb.jpg

I got a little target fixated and got completely stuck in her guts. Nice:

https://i.imgur.com/lWxGdqn.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/Gk9lJhp.jpg

I tried everything: bad language, lube, thrusting in and out of her, hell i even said I loved her: all to no avail. I am currently still deep within her with no way of getting out. Going to set up camp here for a bit, got a crate of JD which needs sampling.


This is CMDR Voorheez, last survivor of the Damocles, drinking myself silly...

Great story, as a fellow Northern lad though I'd personally just deploy weapons and blast my way out, I'm sure my torps and mines wouldn't do that much damage to my Cobra. :p
 
Damn end-season cliffhangers... WHAT HAPPENS NEXT??? Now I have to wait a year for the next season of "Voor Stooges" ;)

Oh, I nearly forgot:
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Ok so i dug out my Cobra MKIII and did what she does best: farmed planetary materials, did chained missions, delivered data and generally boosted around like an idiot with my G5 dirty tuned thrusters.

All good and well, nothing out of the ordinary. I even gave her a steam punk look just for the hell of it:

https://i.imgur.com/igCkGSp.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/Bzyr64w.jpg

Decided it was time to get those groovy space shades that are all over the vid feeds as well, Groovy:

https://i.imgur.com/OkzeZwj.jpg

So off i went, enjoying the views, and farming the beejezus nickel and iron in prep for DECN exped and those repair limpet thingies I will need to synthesise:

https://i.imgur.com/Q8DfamE.jpg

Until it all got weird of course....I investigated an unexpected signal source which turned out to be combat aftermath. Great i thought, free stuff as my Northern English lineage came to the fore with the words 'free' and 'stuff' kicking in some primal need to scrounge. I stopped and saw the sad remains of a very dead, very fragmented Anaconda. The signal source was coming from within the guts of this thing:

https://i.imgur.com/BarbRkb.jpg

I got a little target fixated and got completely stuck in her guts. Nice:

https://i.imgur.com/lWxGdqn.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/Gk9lJhp.jpg

I tried everything: bad language, lube, thrusting in and out of her, hell i even said I loved her: all to no avail. I am currently still deep within her with no way of getting out. Going to set up camp here for a bit, got a crate of JD which needs sampling.


This is CMDR Voorheez, last survivor of the Damocles, drinking myself silly...
Nice tale; but I think that with all those spiky bits, it was not the wisest decision of the day, to go play inside another ship.

Will those spikes, work with any paint pack?

Deploy weapons and start blasting. It will all be over, before you know it.
 
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