Oh well I suppose I can do sensible post too....
I have a field-portable apo from Pentax (75EDHF) this pic is not mine (yukk at those curtains) as I can't be bothered to take it from it's case and assemble it at the moment:
https://i.imgur.com/3JjdsDF.jpg
... I have had it for a long time - they don't make them any more. No "goto" electronic drive, just a clock-drive with slew. Amazingly portable, all fits inside a single case - the ally tripod is rock solid and the German equatorial mount is really smooth (has an alignment scope built inside).
A Pentax Apo, quite the gear! It should be great for photo work too.
I kind of gave up after a cheap telescope or two in the past.
This is the kind of damage to the hobby that "junk" scopes may do sometimes. All kind of fancy colourful images of planets and cosmic marvels on the box, boasting absurd magnifications like 4-5-600x (not mentioning the fact that magnification is not really an intrinsic feature of the telescope, and almost the last thing to judge its quality), then what you get is cheap plasticky thing, with plastic lens, plastic focuser and even worse plastic mounts. For beginners expecting amateur astronomy to be about seeing huge planets and vivid cosmic landscapes as advertised, the actual experience can be quite demotivating.
But if stargazing really interests you, don't give up! A 50€/£/$ beginners' mini-dob like
Celestron Firstscope or similar products from parent brands (you'll find the same scope also under Skywatcher and Orion brands, and probably others) is already light years ahead any similarly priced toy store offering. They're literally "actual" telescopes shrinked to small shelf size, I've had one for some time (now passed on to my nieces) and it was a little joy to use under almost any sky, just get a bit out of the city, pop it on the car's bonnet and off you go stargazing.
I would have hoped this subform would be more active than it is. I guess another good question is, what public Astronomy forum are you a member or which do you prefer?
Something I always wondered too, apparently very few amateur astronomers (or even simple astrophiles, as I prefer to define myself) for a game centered around rather "hardcore" astronomy. I'm still convinced there are quite a few around indeed, but many don't even know of the existence of this little corner of the forums. About astronomy forum, no one I'm member of, just a lurker of most of them

(I'm a self-taught observer/photographer, lurking made up quite a big part of the self-teaching process), but I usually try to steer clear of my native language ones...I'm quite sure that most of the silent community of Italian astro amateurs is the usual group of very pleasant and friendly guy they are expected to be, but the vocal part roaming the forums often times comes through as a bunch of snobbish and obnoxious elitists, of the
"Noob advice? You won't go nowhere with less than 200 mm and 2000+ € gear, don't even bother starting" kind.
And now, you gentlemen please allow me to pull out my tube for everyone to see. The size might not look like much, but I'll assure you it can give hours and hours of enjoyment, if properly used.
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It's a tiny Skywatcher "Skymax" Maksutov-Cassegrain scope, 102 mm aperture for 1300 mm of focal length on its measly EQ2 manually guided German mount (the Manfrotto tripod helps a bit with stability compared to the dreadful factory one).
Being limited for 99% of the time to heavy light-polluted skies I opted for a tool mostly suited for planetary observations, having more than a meter of focal length folded in a 2 liter bottle size is a good thing to have.

Here I captured it in solar-observing mode, with the DIY Astrosolar cell mounted on and also coupled to the Canon 60D I use for planetary photography. With some spare sheet from it I also made a couple tiny cells for the binos too:
Some of the images I managed to get with my very cheap (relatively speaking) gear so far:
- Single capture of a 70% gibbous Moon
http://spaceweathergallery.com/indiv_upload.php?upload_id=134659
- Mosaic composite of 75% gibbous Moon (beware, large image)
https://www.flickr.com/photos/127997432@N08/33565985080/sizes/o/
- Sunspots with close-ups from some months ago
http://spaceweathergallery.com/indiv_upload.php?upload_id=138820
- Saturn
http://spaceweathergallery.com/indiv_upload.php?upload_id=136790
- Short timelapse of a Ganymede transit in front of Jupiter (Io barely visible in the background too)
http://spaceweathergallery.com/indiv_upload.php?upload_id=134720