If you go to the 5 second mark and look at the bottom left, you can see what looks like the legs of some naked dude having a fit.
THE HYPE IS REAL.
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If you go to the 5 second mark and look at the bottom left, you can see what looks like the legs of some naked dude having a fit.
THE HYPE IS REAL.
M... mass orgasms? Why can't we have this!!!
https://robertsspaceindustries.com/schedule-report
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https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link/home-featured-content/16249-The-Anniversary-Special
Buy more stuff commandos. [haha]
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https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link/home-featured-content/16249-The-Anniversary-Special
Buy more stuff commandos. [haha]
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Oh good. Shopping is almost done. This is a good and relevant use of their time in making this space shooting game.
I have to agree with Tippis, a stress test should push the servers but if this is what it takes then I can't imagine many backers being happy when it's released as "MVP".
Huh.
"We're not going to use semantic versioning but we're going to stick a couple of .0s on the end to make it look like we do, because *waves hands*"
Well, we all knew it had to be MOAR ship sales 
Fortunately, lulzbuckets are completely free, far more entertaining, and don’t need six years to reach the early stages of pre-development.
Fortunately, lulzbuckets are completely free, far more entertaining, and don’t need six years to reach the early stages of pre-development.
Uh, they have always had ship sales on the Anniversary. Every year.
Did you honestly expect differently?
Not sure why the hubbub...
Did you honestly expect differently?
Not sure why the hubbub...
https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link/home-featured-content/16249-The-Anniversary-Special
The anniversary... of what?
Five years of failure.
Do they know no shame?
The anniversary... of what?
Five years of failure.
Do they know no shame?
Yes as ship sales were supposed to stop after released they should have stopped 3 years ago. Every Year they have an anniversary for failing to produce a product, as such a ship sale.
Blackadder: We have directors?
Roberts: Well of course we have! How else do you think the project is directed?!
Blackadder: Our project is directed, sir?
Roberts: Well of course it is, Blackadder, directed according to the grand plan.
Blackadder: Would that be the plan to continue squeezing backers until everyone's broke except for you, your wife, and your tortoise Alan?
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I am really excited for 3.0
I haven't downloaded a build in forever, but I'm not going to miss out on the glorious 3.0.0.0.0 jesus patch. I mean they delayed it for a whole year, the level of polish must be absolutely blinding, right? Everyone knows Roberts is a perfectionist and doesn't release things until they're just right.
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Pick one: they got each one for every thing not seen before. Bowel movement? Congrats, you're now top hat of persistent bodily functions management. Just pick something pretentious enough and coat it in big boasty words. That's how you do it.
Signed: Former Man of Destiny
So that's why they needed to mo-cap the guy with the mop.
See? They know what they're doing, everything will be fine.
I don't know if this is old news to the regulars in this thread or not, but a Youtube link was being shared in a WhatsApp group that I'm a member of, with people in the group deriding it as one of the lamest clips around. I haven't watched it all the way through - it's way, way too bad for that - but I was surprised to recognise one of the "stars":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlvT-OPzx60
Pay careful attention at the 40-second mark (and there's some colourful language so don't play it over speakers in the office or in front of da kidz.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlvT-OPzx60
Pay careful attention at the 40-second mark (and there's some colourful language so don't play it over speakers in the office or in front of da kidz.)
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