Funny or Famous NPC Names

[Ian Phillips]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I'm_Sorry_I_Haven't_a_Clue

Correspondence
A regular feature on the programme, preceding the game Mornington Crescent, is a fictional letters section which begins with the chairman's comments ("I notice from the sheer weight of this week's postbag, we've received a little over no letters" and "I see from the number of letters raining down on us this week that the Scrabble factory has exploded again"). The invariably single letter each week is from "A Mrs Trellis of North Wales", one of the many prompts for a cheer from the audience, whose incoherent letters usually mistake the chairman for another Radio 4 presenter or media personality. "Dear Libby" (she writes), "why oh why ... very nearly spells YOYO", or "Dear Mr Titchmarsh, never let them tell you that size isn't important. My aunt told me that, but then all my new wallpaper fell off."

 

[GraXXoR]

Angry from Manchester (my favourite probably)
The Undertaker
Uncle Fester
Vlad Tepez
Riker
Data
Wesley Crusher
Pretty much every crew member of Star Trek
Ham Solo
Han Solo
Hand Solar
Vader
Darth Maul
Princess Mononoke
QWERTY UIOP
Roger the Cabin Boy
Seaman Stains
Stephen Hawking
Richard Dawkins
Carl Sagan
Silent Bob
Phil McCracken (or some variant)
Major Blink
Major Jump
Major Bumsaw (sp?)
Stealth Mode
Molotov
Kalash Nikov
Spandex Queen
AHDGSJKHDGHSKEJD (or some random letters that spilled over due to there being no space)
These are from memory, so some might actually be CMDRs.

Deffo gonna start taking screenshots.

 

[Wizlon]

 

[MAUXUS]

 

[Ozric]

https://i.imgur.com/BljdQme.jpg

Did Simon say, shoot me?

 

[insanephoton]

Not sure if it counts as famous or funny, but I was interdicted by Eris, Goddess of Discord

 

[Thatchinho]

Bumped into Dirk Gently earlier. He didn’t appear to be a detective, holistic or regular.

 

[Dsign]

Long time ago, they wanted me to kill Mace Windu.

Didn't do it, don't worry.

 

[Chris Simon]

Who would, for measly 300k.

 

[Rulki]

Mooh Cow

Mooh!

 

[Jimbodiah]

http://i.imgur.com/rrwd0ds.jpg

Long time ago, they wanted me to kill Mace Windu.

Didn't do it, don't worry.

It's a trap!!!!

 

[Ozric]

Mooh Cow

http://www.mymmorpg.de/pictures/mooh_cow.jpg

Mooh!

Hehe, that's brilliant! Whenever I hear/see Moo Cow I just think of this

[video=youtube;yvLAC0Z7z8s]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvLAC0Z7z8s[/video]

I do love Moloko.

 

[MAUXUS]

Did Simon say, shoot me?

"No matter what combat maneuvers I performed, I could not shake this guy off my tail."

 

[jimbeau1571]

I had an assination target the other day .... Pirate Lord Wonda Bra .... just a shame that the Holo Me was a bloke.

 

[Marcus Tullius]

My favorite mostly harmless

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[Chris Simon]

Had two funny ship names, yesterday. Well, for me, at least.

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

[Aashenfox]

I must say I enjoyed being the one to help this feller fulfill the destiny implied by his moniker...

[video=youtube;eK0pP9J6seY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK0pP9J6seY[/video]

 

[Hugeness]

I can confirm that the notorious criminal 'Trousers' is still around.

Ah yes Cmdr Trousers, out of Robigo back in the day.
“I’m about to drop down”

 

[G4RY]

Seen a screenshot someone put up in another thread before of an NPC with the name "Richie Bowlocks".

Can't find that thread now though, forgot which one it was

 

[Faded Glory]

He's famous, ya' know...



(And it's all his fault, too.)