General / Off-Topic The shaving foam and band-aid industries are in cahoots!

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Every time I shave with foam. Cut myself.

Every time I shave without. No cuts.

It's a conspiracy people!
 

Patrick_68000

Patrick_68000
Before, I shaved myself every day. Since a few years, I shave myself every 2 or 3 days. The price of razor blades is exorbitant. They are thieves

I rarely cut myself. I use boiling water
 

Yaffle

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Yaffle
I shave in the shower, after doing the rest of me. You don't need a mirror unless you happen to have forgotten where your face is, or have some intricate beardy thing to do.

Hopefully without tempting fate, I've not cut myself in 20 years now.
 

Stigbob

Stigbob
Grow a manly beard, just look how rugged this outdoorsman is. That bear is really into him.
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Manticore

Manticore
Stigbob said:
Grow a manly beard, just look how rugged this outdoorsman is. That bear is really into him.
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Yes, but why is the outdoorsman allowing that hippy to hold its nose? Oh wait...............

............... seriously though I can go for about two to three days of neglect before the stubble drives me nuts.

I can't stand beards and I live in a sub-tropical climate so they aren't really a comfortable face accessory anyway.
 

Arry

Arry
Even with cold water or dry shaving; you don't have to cut yourself.

Good clean blade and remember that you are shaving; not slicing. It is the slight sideways movement of the razor, that cuts you. Yes sometimes, you hit a lump or bump; that you can take the top off, but generally, make a good contact and make decisive moves.

My first question would be: With the grain or against it.

Like me, you could just try moulting. :D
 

SMcA

SMcA
Yaffle said:
I shave in the shower, after doing the rest of me. You don't need a mirror unless you happen to have forgotten where your face is, or have some intricate beardy thing to do.

Hopefully without tempting fate, I've not cut myself in 20 years now.
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Me too. I shave by ear.
 

Patrick_68000

Patrick_68000
Yaffle said:
I shave in the shower, after doing the rest of me. You don't need a mirror unless you happen to have forgotten where your face is, or have some intricate beardy thing to do.

Hopefully without tempting fate, I've not cut myself in 20 years now.
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Shave without a mirror ? A performance here
 

Jezzah

Jezzah
I remember a few years ago being in a complete rush to get out the door due to being mega late for work after a big night out. Massive hangover...several aspirin...water glupping. You can picture the chaos.

Somehow I managed in my rush to "shave" the membranes in my left nostril. Sore wasn't quite the word ... seriously eye watering. But I was bleeding that badly that I almost went to Accident Emergency. It just wouldn't stop gushing. Handful after handful of toilet paper wadged onto it couldn't do it.

Moral of story don't drink and shave folks!
 

AkenBosch

AkenBosch
Arry said:
My first question would be: With the grain or against it.
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First pass with the grain, second against it. A couple times in a rush I tried to jump directly to the against part on a beard of 2-3 days...as clean as a jumbo jet crashing through a forest. And burning the same.

Jezzah said:
I remember a few years ago being in a complete rush to get out the door due to being mega late for work after a big night out. Massive hangover...several aspirin...water glupping. You can picture the chaos.

Somehow I managed in my rush to "shave" the membranes in my left nostril. Sore wasn't quite the word ... seriously eye watering. But I was bleeding that badly that I almost went to Accident Emergency. It just wouldn't stop gushing. Handful after handful of toilet paper wadged onto it couldn't do it.

Moral of story don't drink and shave folks!
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Happened a similar thing to me once and for similar reasons (minus the hangover). But instead of the nostril, I "shaved" away a good bit of my upper lip. Can confirm the bloody part, apparently we have plenty of it to spare for the face. A very unpleasant experience.
 

Deleted member 115407

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bladerunner900 said:
Beard trimmers!

Never looked back since.
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Boom. I've shaved like three times in the last nine years (on special occasions). Other than that, it's a #0 once every two or three days.

Chicks dig stubble anyway.
 
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