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I enjoy sniffing new books. I mean, I really snort in the scent.

Perhaps I have a fetish.
 

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I tried sniffing my Kindle. Nothing.

Maybe I should try while it's downloading a book.

No, you're doing it wrong. You have to open the Kindle up and wrestle away the books from the magic computer gnomes who keep things running.
 
I have recurring nightmares. Mostly from my time in the military. Sometimes. I fall asleep in my chair and wake up with a feeling in my throat like I've been screaming. I look around and see my wife and the dogs staring at me. Perhaps they sense something.

I was on an airplane trip and something similar happened. But I woke up and saw this cute little girl, maybe 10 or 11 staring wide eyed at me. I told her that I think I fell asleep. She said "You sure did!" Ah, kids are so cute at that age.
 

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I have recurring nightmares. Mostly from my time in the military. Sometimes. I fall asleep in my chair and wake up with a feeling in my throat like I've been screaming. I look around and see my wife and the dogs staring at me. Perhaps they sense something.

I was on an airplane trip and something similar happened. But I woke up and saw this cute little girl, maybe 10 or 11 staring wide eyed at me. I told her that I think I fell asleep. She said "You sure did!" Ah, kids are so cute at that age.

I can, to a degree, relate, as I suffer nightmares from the abuse I endured during my secondary school years.
 

verminstar

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Hmm Ill refrain from expanding on what I like sniffing...way too perverted fer these forums :eek:

I have a weird fetish...actually I have more than a few...I also have a 5ft by 7ft mirror bolted onto my ceiling...erm what was the question again?
 

verminstar

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Alright, I wanted to share my harmless quirk, but vermin kind of killed it, here...

Wha...? Not my fault occifer, other guy went the opposite way of that way...

I just like looking at meself cos Im a handsome guy...nothing seedy bout that...Im one of those metrosexuals...Im in love with meself ^
 
I enjoy sniffing new books. I mean, I really snort in the scent.

Perhaps I have a fetish.

As a matter of fact I prefer some old book. Not all of them.

About my quirks- well... that would get me a life-long ban so, nope.
 
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I enjoy sniffing new books. I mean, I really snort in the scent.

Perhaps I have a fetish.
Totally with you there. If you've ever heard the Lave Radio guys going on about sniffing manuals ... that started because I foolishly confessed to liking not only reading instruction manuals, but sniffing them as well. And yes, that extends to all books (and CDs and record sleeves). I'll give you a little tip too ... if you're interested in old books try and get really old copies from abebooks.com. I've got a copy of Pride and Prejudice that's like book sniffers crack! :p
 

Sir.Tj

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Sadly, the book smell we all love is actually the book slowly disintegrating.
 

verminstar

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I thought metrosexuals went around dry humping free newspapers.

Now there's a quirk and a half.

I can assure ye after huge experience in such things that the daily sport is not free regardless what anyone thinks.

And I never go in dry...friction burns can be painful ^
 

Jenner

I wish I was English like my hero Tj.
I hate clutter, so I'm always throwing stuff out that I think we don't need anymore. That's well and good, until my wife or daughter can't find something of theirs (scraps of paper usually that they've written something 'important' on) and then I immediately get blamed. Now I think that most of the time they can't find their crap because it's buried under even more crap and hey - I'm doing the world a favor by reducing entropy. They don't see it that way. :D

Also, all the table chairs need to be pushed in when no one is sitting at it. No exceptions. And they have to be squared with the table.

SO I guess I'm just OCD.

Oh, and I like My Little Pony. lol.
 
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